The List

[rebeccavoy]

Geektuary Alliance for Global Domination
Evil Geekery: The Quest for Global Domination

an Aussie/would-be-Canadian operation


Our Evil Theme Song medley

You're perfect! / You're perfect! / And we're perfect together! /end evil singing ( #)

We deserve each other / we and evil / cause it's what we-ee do. /end evil singing ( #)

What is this feeling? / Fervid as a flame, / Does it have a name? / Yes!: Evil! / Unadulterated Evil! ( #)

Unlimited!! Together we are unlimited! ( #)

Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been, @rebeccavoy, Dreams the way we planned 'em! ( #)

If, we work in tandem! ( #)

There's no fight we cannot win! Just you and I Defying goodness! With you and I Defying goodness! ( #)

“Rebecca and I” ( #)

· We have better spelling ( mynameisme91, kirsten_faith)

· We have an evil handshake ( kirsten_faith)

· To gain control of global transport in order to met ( rebeccavoy)

· We (kinda) laugh at our friends when they miss fandom titbits ( mynameisme91, kirsten_faith)

· We possess evil evilness ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith)

· So we can reorganise the globe to facilitate more convenient geek chats ( strangemercy, strangemercy, windandthestars)

· So we can institute celebrations of all the really important holidays: #TappingTuesday, Amanda Tapping Appreciation Month, and Hug an Amanda Tapping Fan Day ( strangemercy)

· We have wonderfully evil cookies ( strangemercy, rebeccavoy)

· We have conversations about giving people heart-attacks and kicking them in the shins ( kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy)

· We think in the long term and plan to make use of future resources ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith)

· We’re already inviting blackmail ( PaganX, rebeccavoy)

· We plant ideas about evil baked goods ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith)

· We possess evil ESP ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy)

· We’re excellent evil converters ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith)

· We hold official offices ( kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith)

· We produce merchandise ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, kirsten_faith, kirsten_faith)

· We have acceptance speeches ( kirsten_faith)

· We make embarrassing fan-inspired videos of our friends and then blackmail make them see reason to fund our nefarious plans ( mynameisme91, mynameisme91, rebeccavoy, mynameisme91, mynameisme91)

· So we can have one set of safety rules in case of an earthquake or other emergency (#)

· We laugh at the misfortune of others - even our friends ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, PaganX, rebeccavoy)

· We are Crown-wearing experts in the realm of imagination ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, PaganX, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, PaganX, Kirsten_Faith)

· We have approval from the Evil League of Evil ( PaganX, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· No one can out evil us ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We ask people to pick a Stargate episode to watch - but only allow them to choose ONE ( octoberaine, rebeccavoy, octoberaine)

· We sell other's body parts to increase our bank balance ( PaganX, Kirsten_Faith, PaganX)

· We make people listen to Disney songs so they have no choice but to then have a marathon (#)

· We insert subliminal messages into videos to make people love us (#)

· We have an evil Santa ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, sez101)

· We were evil child prodigies ( PaganX, PaganX, PaganX, PaganX, Kirsten_Faith)

· We plot and cover up the murder of homework ( sez101, Kirsten_Faith, sez101, sez101, sez101, Kirsten_Faith, sez101, Kirsten_Faith)

· We have retroactive ESP ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· Amanda Tapping is our Evil Supreme Ruler of Canada ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We have a snazzy uniform ( rebeccavoy)

· We’re invincible ( PaganX, rebeccavoy)

· We issue unexpected evil consequences when you least expect them ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We have evil vernacular ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We're democratic evil leaders - we vote for our evil name ( rebeccavoy)

· Because we rocked the evil cuteness from an early age ( Saliza88, Kirsten_Faith, Kirsten_Faith)

· We use our evil voices to sing in the shower and the car ( Kirsten_Faith, replicarter8022, rebeccavoy, strangemercy)

· We threaten the sun to our own advantage and create weather shifting devices ( rebeccavoy, cartermackenzie, rebeccavoy, cartermackenzie, rebeccavoy, cartermackenzie)

· We blame the heat on evil monkeys ( rebeccavoy, mynameisme91, rebeccavoy, cartermackenzie, cartermackenzie, Paganx)

· We have evil nubbin mascots ( Kirsten_Faith, liliofthevaley)

· We have evil acronyms and emoticons ( cartermackenzie, Kirsten_Faith)

· We scare Helen and Will (okay, Helen) with our face of evil (xiratania)

· We hijack kidnap appropriate contain subdue convince Will to see our side of the argument (PaganX)

· We corrupt the voices in our own heads ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We smite people for questioning our evil accents ( xiratania, rebeccavoy, xiratania)

· We have our own #EvilOnes Twitter hashtag ( xiratania, rebeccavoy)

· The virtual head-slap is our official greeting ( liliofthevaley, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We have an official name: The Geektuary Alliance for Global Domination ( rebeccavoy)

· We coerce unsuspecting actors into participating in International Karaoke nights ( liliofthevaley, PaganX)

· We have a mini-us army ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We attack unsuspecting tech guys (xiratania)

· We glare at people who aren't there to defend themselves and then laugh when we manage to escape targeting ( liliofthevaley, xiratania, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We exude glitter when we explode ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We channel psychopathic mice in our antics ( Salizza88)

· We drink from the cup of evil ( Kirsten_Faith)

· We adhere to the Evil Geektuary Gospel ( Saliza88, rebeccavoy, LibbyTattum, rebeccavoy, LibbyTattum, Kirsten_Faith)

· We have minions prostrating at our feet (Kirsten_Faith)

· We have member kits ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, rebeccavoy)

· Our Evil Leaders were connected from birth ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We give out evil brownies as rewards ( Kirsten_Faith)

· We dodge suspicious postmen ( Saliza88, Saliza88, Saliza88)

· We have an official creepy cartoon ( Saliza88)

· We study the subject of evil wholeheartedly (Kirsten_Faith, Kirsten_Faith)

· We rock the evil red hair (Kirsten_Faith [msn])

· We force people to stay online past their bedtime ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, cartermackenzie)

· We rail against time zones ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We maintain our evil street cred by minion-stomping ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· We carry out covert missions to spread evil Christmas spirit ( Operation Tinsel Drop)

· We set Helen Magnus on all our illnesses (PaganX)

· We lie about time zones to avoid head-slappage ( rebeccavoy, Saliza88, liliofthevaley, PaganX, liliofthevaley, Saliza88, Saliza88)

· We steal penguins’ pyjamas ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· We headslap poor unsuspecting actresses ( The Accidental Headslappage)

· We keep Amanda Tapping in our evil Mary Poppin's bag so we don't have to share her ( liliofthevaley, liliofthevaley)

How We’re Going to Do it

· By singing annoying songs ( rebeccavoy, kirsten_faith, kirsten_faith, rebeccavoy)

· One showtune at a time ( PaganX)

· By getting you arrested while looking like we had nothing to do with it ( Kirsten_Faith)

· By creating evil video games ( Saliza88, rebeccavoy)

· By taking our evil-evilness on the road ( rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith, megsdup, rebeccavoy, megsdup, megsdup, rebeccavoy, PaganX, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

· By taking on Evil Padawans ( replicarter8022, Kirsten_Faith)

· By sneaking up on people without our warning labels ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· By freaking people out with international phone calls ( PaganX, Kirsten_Faith, PaganX, Kirsten_Faith)

· By recreating and singing songs with subliminal evil (Kirsten_Faith, PaganX)

· By having the word’s longest four-word conversation (Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy)

· By creating our own IM system for ease of evil organising ( windandthestars, Saliza88, windandthestars)

· By loving the wolf (xiratania)

Catchphrases

You've never been loved till you've experienced EVIL LOVE!! ( Kirsten_Faith, liliofthevaley)

Hey! I never claimed to be non-evil! (PaganX)

Remember b4 u answer, I'm the co-president of the Evil Evilness Global Domination group ( Kirsten_Faith)

Evil ESP: It’s what we do ( Kirsten_Faith, rebeccavoy, Kirsten_Faith)

EVIL: It's a Lifestyle Choice (PaganX)