Rebecca and I
Rebecca and I
re-worked from "The Wizard and I" from the musical "Wicked"
Lyrics re-written by me, Kirsten Faith
The bold parts are my words while the non-bold are the original lyrics
MADAME MORRIBLE
AMANDA TAPPING
Oh, Miss Elphaba...
Oh, miss Kirsten Faith
Many years I have waited
Many years we have waited
For a gift like yours to appear
For an evil like yours to appear
Why, I predict the Wizard
Why I predict Rebecca
Could make you his
Could make you her
Magic Grand Vizier!
Evil Co-Conspiritor
My dear, my dear
My dear my dear
I'll write at once to the Wizard-
I’ll tweet at once to Rebecca
Tell him of you in advance
Tell her of you in advance
With a talent like yours, dear
With evil like your dear
There is a definish chance
There is a devilish chance
If you work as you should...
If you laugh like you’re mad
You'll be making good...
You’ll be making bad
ELPHABA
KIRSTEN FAITH
Did that really just happen?
Did that really just happen
Have I actually understood?
Have I actually understood
This weird quirk I've tried
This evil streak I’ve tried
To suppress or hide
To suppress and hide
Is a talent that could
Is something that could
Help me meet the Wizard
Help me meet Rebecca
If I make good
If I am bad
So I'll make good...
So I’ll be bad
When I meet the Wizard
When I meet Rebecca
Once I prove my worth
Once I get some cash
When I meet the Wizard
When I meet Rebecca
What I've waited for since...since birth!
What I’ve waited for since…well since we meet on twitter
And with all his Wizard wisdom
And with all her evil evilness
By my looks, he won't be blinded
By our looks we’ll both know evil
Do you think the Wizard is... dumb?
Do you think Rebecca is… dumb
Or like Munchkins, so small-minded?
Or like Minions, so small-minded
No! He'll say to me:
Well…? She’ll say to me
"I see who you truly are
“I see who you truly are
A girl on whom I can rely!"
A girl on whom I can rely!”
And that's how we'll begin
And that’s how we’ll begin
The Wizard and I...
Rebecca and I
Once I'm with the Wizard
Once I’m with Rebecca
My whole life will change
The whole world will change
'Cuz once you're with the Wizard
Cuz once you see this evil
No one thinks you're strange
No one dares to stray
No father is not proud of you
No power can defeat us
No sister acts ashamed
(I’m sure PaganX will fail)
And all of Oz has to love you
And all the world has to love us
When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed
Cause all the vids will tell them to.
And this gift- or this curse-
And this gift that we have
I have inside
It grows inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
And maybe at last we will try
When we are hand in hand-
To take over the world
The Wizard and I
Rebecca and I
And one day, he'll say to me: "Elphaba,
And one day she’ll say to me Kirsten Faith
A girl who is so superior
A girl who is so pure evil
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
Shouldn’t we girls who’re so bad inside
Have a matching exterior?
Have a name that is superior
And since folks here to an absurd degree
And since minions to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Keep wanting to follow in evil glee
Would it be all right by you
Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"
If we are called GA_GD by you?
And though of course
And though of course
That's not important to me
That’s what I was thinking
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
“All right, that’s sweet!” I’ll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
That’s Evil ESP
The Wizard and I...
From Becca and I
Yes, what a pair we'll be
Yes Evil ESP
The Wizard and...
From Becca and…
Unlimited
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
Our inner voices are unlimited
And I've just had a vision
And they just had a meeting
Almost like a prophecy
Over oceans seas and land
I know- it sounds truly crazy
I know- we sound truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
And true the message's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
But I swear someday there’ll be
A celebration throughout Oz
A celebration in our world
That's all to do with me!
That’s all to do with WE
And I'll stand there with the Wizard
And I’ll stand there with Rebecca
Feeling things I've never felt
Admiring our genius in The List
And though I'd never show it
And though we’d never show it
I'll be so happy, I could melt
We’d feel the evil to our wrists
And so it will be
And so it will be
For the rest of my life
For the rest of our lives
And I'll want nothing else 'til I die
And we’ll keep wanting more till we die
Held in such high esteem
We've a very evil theme
When people see me, they will scream
When people see us they will scream
For half of Oz's fav'rite team:
For we’re the worlds most evil team
The Wizard and I!
Rebecca and I!
I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it...perhaps it will be sung at International Karaoke...
re-worked from "The Wizard and I" from the musical "Wicked"
Lyrics re-written by me, Kirsten Faith
The bold parts are my words while the non-bold are the original lyrics
MADAME MORRIBLE
AMANDA TAPPING
Oh, Miss Elphaba...
Oh, miss Kirsten Faith
Many years I have waited
Many years we have waited
For a gift like yours to appear
For an evil like yours to appear
Why, I predict the Wizard
Why I predict Rebecca
Could make you his
Could make you her
Magic Grand Vizier!
Evil Co-Conspiritor
My dear, my dear
My dear my dear
I'll write at once to the Wizard-
I’ll tweet at once to Rebecca
Tell him of you in advance
Tell her of you in advance
With a talent like yours, dear
With evil like your dear
There is a definish chance
There is a devilish chance
If you work as you should...
If you laugh like you’re mad
You'll be making good...
You’ll be making bad
ELPHABA
KIRSTEN FAITH
Did that really just happen?
Did that really just happen
Have I actually understood?
Have I actually understood
This weird quirk I've tried
This evil streak I’ve tried
To suppress or hide
To suppress and hide
Is a talent that could
Is something that could
Help me meet the Wizard
Help me meet Rebecca
If I make good
If I am bad
So I'll make good...
So I’ll be bad
When I meet the Wizard
When I meet Rebecca
Once I prove my worth
Once I get some cash
When I meet the Wizard
When I meet Rebecca
What I've waited for since...since birth!
What I’ve waited for since…well since we meet on twitter
And with all his Wizard wisdom
And with all her evil evilness
By my looks, he won't be blinded
By our looks we’ll both know evil
Do you think the Wizard is... dumb?
Do you think Rebecca is… dumb
Or like Munchkins, so small-minded?
Or like Minions, so small-minded
No! He'll say to me:
Well…? She’ll say to me
"I see who you truly are
“I see who you truly are
A girl on whom I can rely!"
A girl on whom I can rely!”
And that's how we'll begin
And that’s how we’ll begin
The Wizard and I...
Rebecca and I
Once I'm with the Wizard
Once I’m with Rebecca
My whole life will change
The whole world will change
'Cuz once you're with the Wizard
Cuz once you see this evil
No one thinks you're strange
No one dares to stray
No father is not proud of you
No power can defeat us
No sister acts ashamed
(I’m sure PaganX will fail)
And all of Oz has to love you
And all the world has to love us
When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed
Cause all the vids will tell them to.
And this gift- or this curse-
And this gift that we have
I have inside
It grows inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
And maybe at last we will try
When we are hand in hand-
To take over the world
The Wizard and I
Rebecca and I
And one day, he'll say to me: "Elphaba,
And one day she’ll say to me Kirsten Faith
A girl who is so superior
A girl who is so pure evil
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
Shouldn’t we girls who’re so bad inside
Have a matching exterior?
Have a name that is superior
And since folks here to an absurd degree
And since minions to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Keep wanting to follow in evil glee
Would it be all right by you
Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"
If we are called GA_GD by you?
And though of course
And though of course
That's not important to me
That’s what I was thinking
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
“All right, that’s sweet!” I’ll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
That’s Evil ESP
The Wizard and I...
From Becca and I
Yes, what a pair we'll be
Yes Evil ESP
The Wizard and...
From Becca and…
Unlimited
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
Our inner voices are unlimited
And I've just had a vision
And they just had a meeting
Almost like a prophecy
Over oceans seas and land
I know- it sounds truly crazy
I know- we sound truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
And true the message's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
But I swear someday there’ll be
A celebration throughout Oz
A celebration in our world
That's all to do with me!
That’s all to do with WE
And I'll stand there with the Wizard
And I’ll stand there with Rebecca
Feeling things I've never felt
Admiring our genius in The List
And though I'd never show it
And though we’d never show it
I'll be so happy, I could melt
We’d feel the evil to our wrists
And so it will be
And so it will be
For the rest of my life
For the rest of our lives
And I'll want nothing else 'til I die
And we’ll keep wanting more till we die
Held in such high esteem
We've a very evil theme
When people see me, they will scream
When people see us they will scream
For half of Oz's fav'rite team:
For we’re the worlds most evil team
The Wizard and I!
Rebecca and I!
I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it...perhaps it will be sung at International Karaoke...