Caspian Pizda

[fuzzyoctober]

Bad Sex Award 2007 shortlisted passages
I was dying of laughter through most of this. Be sure to read the glorious passage from the Absurdistan:

"You wanna pop me?" she said. This must have been some new-fangled youth term. The verb "to pop

Comments

[tedshroyer]

"Ouch," I said.

[alcamar]

Haha, nice.

[mairzydotes]

Wait, what? "Holding on to my tits for balance?"

[fuzzyoctober]

It took me a while to understand that she is mounting a gargantuan man.

[mairzydotes]

I can't imagine any man actually calling his moobs "tits".

Also I find it clichéd when couples insist that they have "the perfect fit,"

Maybe I don't know many couples, but I never hear anyone talk about this!

[fuzzyoctober]

Haha... "moobs."

we reached a third way, as it were.

[scott3437]

3-ways are cool!