Sit on my Facebook

[fuzzcub]

 Ten things I have learned in less than 24 hours from the Facebook cult:

1. People on Facebook do not sleep.  They draw their energy directly from their new lord, Satan who uses  his dark powers to find people from your past. 
2. Anyone can get married, simply by throwing standards out the window.
3. Anyone can have a baby, simply by throwing standards out

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[baeritone]

or "...and slap me with your nipples..."

[showmegrizz]

Have I told you lately???
I LOVE YOU, my friend!

[showmegrizz]

*SiNgS*
"Sit on my FACEbook & tell me that you love me!"