Sit on my Facebook
Ten things I have learned in less than 24 hours from the Facebook cult:
- People on Facebook do not sleep. They draw their energy directly from their new lord, Satan who uses his dark powers to find people from your past.
- Anyone can get married, simply by throwing standards out the window.
- Anyone can have a baby, simply by throwing standards out the window.
- People you hated in high school tend to unite in un-holy wedlock, combining their evil and now want to be your friend.
- The awkward and misplaced people of your past change the most. They find themselves, and inner beauty comes out.
- The “pretty” people of your past have doubled in size and leave messages that scream of misery and self-loathing.
- For some, high school was everything.
- People. Are. Amazing.
- Friendships always have a second chance.
- There is no more distance. There is no more hiding either!