"Let's hope the only downsizing this year is that someone downsizes your age."
"Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words."
~Plautus
Today is the day of probably one of my 3 favorite people in the world (A-F list celebrities and TV animals not included).
Today, missria turns a glorious 25 years young old! She is now a quarter century! Yes, that's how it was described to me when I turned that age, in order to make me feel as decrepit as possible, so I pass it on to her, with love.
Walk with me, talk with me, as I celebrate Ria's birthday the only way I know how.
With PICTURES.
2007 has been quite a year for our favorite girl!
She'd been at her job for a little while, but it was time to move on. I mean, who needs to put up with all that crap?
So after a little networking...
She found a great new job!
In other news, Ria made her way to New York City for a whole week of vacation. At one point, she found herself in a throng of people and when she looked up, there was none other than Lance Bass! But before she had a chance to do anything about it, the truth remained, he was gone (gone!).
When she came back home, she decided that it was time to move into her own apartment. She's been looking for a while now, but I'm trying to urge her to move into this little jewel! It only costs about $2700 a month! Right in the heart of San Francisco, it's a steal!
For fun in her spare time, she dressed up her little dog Diego in even smaller hats. Oh, you think I'm kidding?
While the rest of her life was going great, unfortunately, there was a boy. A horribly awesome boy, as they all are. He hurt my Ria, and I will someday hurt him RIGHT BACK for that.
There was a time during 2007 (bigbrother) when I wasn't very communicative at all.
But Ria stuck with me, and forgave me when I eventually re-joined the land of the living. And for that, I'll always be thankful. Good friends are hard to find!
So, aside from the AWESOME GIFTY I SENT YOU, I also got you a cake! To celebrate! I'll even let you have the entire bottom row!
I love you dearly, Ria. I hope we never become total douchebags and lose touch. Because that would suck.
So I guess all that's left to say is..
