On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
A warm nest in an oak tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Two Dog Whistles
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Three Blank rounds
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Four sets of brake-pads On the 5th day of Christmas my true love ( Read more... )

Ok, I know what you are thinking, "why the heck hasn't that boy updated in 4 months?" well, I'm sorry, i got enveloped with the take-over of russia by the Squirrels. I twas a big task but we finally got it accomplished. Any way, how bout I just update what happened this summer first ( Read more... )

Well folks, summer is finally here and I couldn't be more excited... yippee. Yeah, well, you shouldn't be excited at all: This is an oppertune time for the Squirrels to strike! BOOM, BANG, BA DA BING, POW WOW BOOM!! Yea, you just sit back and watch the show. They'll be attacking from all directions with every little detail carefully planned out, ( Read more... )

I guess its been quite a while since i've updated... okay, fine, here it is, my life right now in a nutshell ( Read more... )

NO!! okay, so yes... Maybe? What do ya want to know? Everything!?? No... Definately not. How come? Because. Why? You can't handle the truth! So what? Yes. Huh? No. You're confusing me! Yea, me too. and me... Is that confusing? maybe ( Read more... )

What can I say, I'm just happy... High as a kite... Light as a feather... Jumpy like the Easter Bunny making a quick get-a-way from Old Southern Farmer Brown... bouncy like a llama on steriods... I've been whisked away like Frank in a 50mph gust of wind... My smile is so big that when a clown stands next to me people give him a hug cause he's ( Read more... )

Hello all... You don't know anything do you? How could you? Do you have eyes in the back of your heads? Can you sense things that are yet to come? Have you even noticed things that have already come to pass? What do you know about them? Who are you to challenge them? Why would you dare to venture into their realm? You don't even have a clue about ( Read more... )

Florida was Great!! Sunshine, 70 degree weather... ok, so we got cloudy and mostly rain, with 60 degree weather. Still pretty good!! We had lots of fun on the trip. I'll give you some highlights and some downsides ( Read more... )

Well now, the Squirrels are slowly coming out of their hiding spots to search for food and VENGENCE. Thats right, all of you who thought you could back talk them while they were sleeping, HA, they heard you. And now, they're coming to get you... What will you do, where will you go? STUPID questions! There is nothing you can do, no where you can run ( Read more... )

Ok, What has happened recently ( Read more... )