12 days of Christmas

[funnylarri]

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
A warm nest in an oak tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Two Dog Whistles
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Three Blank rounds
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Four sets of brake-pads
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Five golden NUTS!
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Six Hanging feeders
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Seven bags of bird seed
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Eight Nuclear Warheads
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Nine Walnut Saplings
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Ten Stolen Car keys
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Eleven holes in gutters
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
Twelve Beat up Hunters

and there was this squirrel and he was like, like trying to cross a road, and this squirrel he was crossing in the road, and a car was coming, so this squirrel, yea the squirrel, he was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...