word up and snootch to the motherfucking nootch ( Read more... )

I am dangerously close to pulling off the greatest come back of my life or the nearest failure. The days to complete my course are dissapearing rapidly and my hammering lumps off of the amount I have to do is working but I am not in a position to estimate if I'm going to beat Father time to the deadline ( Read more... )

I'm sure I have forgotten how to spell things en francais... sacrebleu! I just had to say... IT'S DONE! THE ALBATROS AROUND MY NECK THAT WAS THE INDEPENDENT RESEARCH PROJECT IS FINISHED! HA! And a warm feeling of relief washes over me....
all my friends are eating mushrooms....goons.

Life has grabbed hold of a stick and is beating me whist screaming "TAKE THAT YOU LOWLY SCUM SWILLING DOG! YEAH YOU LIKE THEM APPLES DON'T YOU!" Well that's how it feels, i'm being completely melodramatic but hey. I'm halfway through my report on smoking....please lord 3 more days! Aside from that I haven't done much writting in the last month, I ( Read more... )

I have eaten so much museli today that I'm certain tommorow will be spent entireyl on the toilet... still if I can shit my beer belly away before it leaves the slight spare tyre stage i'll be saved, or i could just get my lazy ass on a treadmill but then that reminds me too much of life...
aurevoir for now...

My brain is currently feels as though someone has opened up my skull and curled out a steaming brown one. Drinking with Andy and Mark from 9 until 8, I have to go all leathal weapon and say "I'm getting too old for this shit"..... it was fun, infiltrating a pretentious townie bar and being looked at as if we something unpleasant that they'd trodden ( Read more... )

fUCK ME WITH A SPOON AND CALL ME TREACLE! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME.... back to work with you bitch....

My live journal name is crap.... Jesus Pablo Escobar Sanchez is far more intriguing ( Read more... )

So I'm alone.... yeah yeah I know we're all alone... Anastasia has gone back to colege, I've left home and everything is very Alice in Wonderland right now. So while i'm on the subject of the looking glass look at it this way... it could always be worse.... I could develop some sort of odour that is impossible to get rid of. It's good that I'm not ( Read more... )

Hey Diary ( Read more... )