Comments | fullofcorn: SECOND contact

fullofcorn

SECOND contact

Dec 21, 2008 00:59

Okay, so I think I have this place figured out. We've all been abducted by the natives here from different planets to be experimented on or something, and I've been hearing a lot about monsters, too. FINALLY, I CAN PROVE TO EVERYONE BACK ON EARTH THAT I'M NOT CRAZY! I have to track these things down and COLLECT EVIDENCE! After I get over this ( Read more... )

!discedo

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[text] hanyaaan December 21 2008, 18:03:30 UTC

I didn't know there were aliens here too!

fullofcorn December 21 2008, 18:13:36 UTC

We're on a different planet! Of course there are aliens here!

[text] hanyaaan December 21 2008, 18:15:18 UTC

Yeah, well I mean, I've only seen...people here. Except for...

...Do you mean those creatures? Are they aliens?

Re: [text] fullofcorn December 21 2008, 18:27:44 UTC

Yeah, people from other planets! Though it's pretty weird that almost everyone looks human... Maybe I just haven't met all the cool-looking aliens.

I guess everything here would count as an alien if we're all not from this place. Once I get back to Earth, proving aliens and ghosts and vampires are real will be easy!

feathersncoffee December 21 2008, 22:38:25 UTC

Good to see some enthusiasm there, kiddo!

1/2 fullofcorn December 21 2008, 23:37:46 UTC

What can I say? Investigating the paranormal is what I was born to do. Being stuck here is the best thing that's ever happened to me!

2/2 fullofcorn December 21 2008, 23:38:25 UTC

Which is... kind of sad.

But still!

[voice] germphobic December 22 2008, 05:11:58 UTC

HEY! DIB-STINK! QUIT SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME! I'LL TAKE BACK THAT ESCAPE POD AND DESTROOOOY YOU!!! YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THE SECRETS OF IRKEN TECHNOLOGY. Your head may be HUGE but your brain is tiny! I HAVE SEEN IT. I KNOW IT IS TINY.

Okay, maybe it was normal stupid human sized, but I'll still destroy you.

NOW STOP WATCHING ME, IT'S REALLY CREEPY.

[voice] VOLUME LEVEL > 9000 fullofcorn December 22 2008, 22:20:41 UTC

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SPREADING LIES, ZIM! AND THIS ESCAPE POD IS MINE, AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GIVING IT UP TO A HIDEOUS ALIEN LIKE YOU!

My brain is fine, and so is my head!

NOT UNTIL I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR NEXT EVIL PLAN! I don't care how long it takes. I'll sit here for YEARS if I have to, but I'm not leaving until I HAVE WHAT I WANT!