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(LIST OF RECS & ALL-TIME FAVORITES)
THE BIG BANG THEORY.
+multi-chapter.
The Covalence of the Bond (Φ)
T; ~6,300; 02/24/09
Read Here; Bones/BBT Crossover. To help with a murder case, Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to D.C. to give the folks at the FBI/Jeffersonian some information. In progress, four-part series. Sheldon/Penny, Booth/Brennan undertones.
The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
M; ~40,100; 01/14/09-04/04/09
Read Here; Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this. Sheldon/Penny.
Hanging With Mr. Cooper (Φ)
T; ~2,250; 10/12/09-?
Read Here; Glee/BBT Crossover. A cracky alternate reality where a young Sheldon didn't get a chance to escape, grew weary and jaded with his doomed lot in life, and eventually took a teaching job because he's still just as smart, but lacks the grades (he'd stopped trying/caring by late highschool) and qualifications (He's only got a bachelor's degree! From community college!) to do anything else, as he'd prefer.
Ickle Shelly
K+; 8,850; 10/14/09
Read Part One, Part Two; When Sheldon is caught in a lab accident, he becomes everyone's worst nightmare: little Sheldon. Written with the lovely, amazing, fellow crack addicts: mrsvc, southern_heaven, and sinstralpride. Gen, with unavoidable Sheldon/Penny undertones.
Same As It Ever Was (Same As It Ever Was) (Φ)
M; ~21,000; 10/02/11
Read Here; SUMMARY. Sheldon/Penny. Written as part of the second annual bigbangbigbang.
(Art/Mix by the amazing and talented ishie.)
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+one-shots.
2BDRM/2BTH Whistlers Need Not Apply
K; ~1,400; 01/22/09
Read Here; Leonard meets Sheldon for the first time. Gen.
A Few Reasons Why It Shouldn't Work
T; ~3,300; 08/17/09
Read Here; A look into some ways that Sheldon and Penny aren't that perfect for each other. Written for gemsile123, Sheldon/Penny.
And As It Always Has, Rock Crushes Scissors
T; ~1,500; 08/01/09
Read Here; This is my take on what would've happened if Howard lost the (probably fictional) game of Rock, Paper, Scissors that originally kept him back at the apartment hitting on Penny after she got out of the shower. Written for Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday, re-write of the Pilot, Sheldon/Penny.
And I'm Knee-Deep In It
T; ~4,100; 05/22/11
Read Here; Summary: An alternate take on the aftermath of the fourth season finale. Written for the lovely __hibiscus as part of help_japan.
The Anthropomorphic Name Game
T; ~2,875; 03/19/09
Read Here; Howard brings an still kind of out-of-it Sheldon to Penny's apartment, instead of his own, at the end of "The Badfish Paradigm". Rated for inadvertent drug use and some sexuality. Sheldon/Penny.
Baroque Moved You
T; ~8,175; 12/20/10
Read Here; Sheldon and Penny get their high school reunion on. Written for ammorgan21 for sheldon_penny's Saturnalia exchange.
Bittersweet and Strange
M; ~9,200; 12/27/09
Read Here; A semi-cracky retelling of the Beauty and the Beast but with Sheldon/Penny. Written for Paradox's Holiday Fic/Art Swap for she_burns1.
The Elm, The Ash, and The Linden Tree
T; ~5,700; 12/26/11
Read Here; AU in which Penny is a writer that procrastinates, Sheldon is her put upon editor. Written for gertie_flirty's Saturnalia prompt.
Everything's Eventual
T; ~1,175; 10/31/09
Read Here; Leonard has a particularly terrifying nightmare. Written for Paradox's Halloween Promptfest, Leonard's POV. Sheldon/Penny.
Every Time
K+; ~2,150; 05/19/09
Read Here; Co-Authored with the lovely dianelyn. Prompt: Penny calls a lot and Sheldon can't not answer the phone, even when everyone else has decided to ignore the incessant interruptions. Post-The Monopolar Expedition, S/P.
(ART: here by the insanely talented renisanz.)
The Excision Theorem
M; ~5,000; 06/27/09
Read Here; There is but one space. Within that space, you have two parts of a whole. You can remove one part, but they always join together again. Because these are parts of a whole. And the logical is intuitive. So even when separated by impossible odds, through infinite hardships - Penny and Sheldon find one another. Written with mrsvc for Paradox's Fiction Friday End of the World prompt. Mature but not overly graphic, Sheldon/Penny.
(ART: here by the always generous and gifted renisanz.)
Five Times Sheldon Lost and One Time He Really Really Didn't
K+; ~4,800; 03/19/09
Read Here; Five times Sheldon loses and one time he really, really doesn't. Light and simple. Sheldon/Penny.
No Thanks to Waffles and Cast Iron
M; ~6,500; 5/3/09
Read Here; Penny whacks Sheldon with a frying pan after he continues to inadvertently flirt with her over the real definition of "friends with benefits." Set during the morning after The Vegas Renormalization. Sappy excuse to use sheldon/penny in-jokes and write adult fluff, Sheldon/Penny.
On Checking the 'Check Engine' Light
M; ~3,775; 01/22/09
Read Here; Penny and Sheldon break down on the way towards the city. They have a bumpy ride home. Smut, Sheldon/Penny.
Seven Classic Sheldon Cooper Pranks
K+; ~5,150; 05/18/09
Read Here; Pretty self explanatory. One-shot, fluff. Sheldon/Penny.
That's Amore
T; ~6,900; 12/31/10
Read Here; Sheldon and Penny backpack through Europe, contemplate life, dissect Friends meta, and fall in love. (+ companion EP) Written for debpeters for sheldon_penny's Saturnalia exchange.
Through Quartz, Sand, & Cellulose
M; ~13,200; 02/17/09
Read Here; Sheldon gets some help dealing with leftover grief of his father's death from Penny; lifelong friendship ensues. One-shot ficlet, Sheldon/Penny.
Two
K; ~1,200; 09/12/09
Read Here; Penny sort of regrets not leaving Sheldon in the car during her trip to the doctor's office. Sheldon/Penny, one-shot. One-shot ficlet, Sheldon/Penny. Written for sheldon_penny's Season Three Countdown.
Under Your Tweeds, You Sweat Like A Teenager
M; ~2,600; 06/09/09
Read Here; Sheldon and Penny get mugged. Written for Porn Battle 2009, originally posted here, Sheldon/Penny. Mature, but not overly graphic.
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+ficlets.
All's Fair
K+; ~450; 03/02/09
Read Here; Alternate Ending to the paintball scene from "The Cushion Saturation." Sheldon/Penny.
Penny & Sheldon's Greatest Hits (Φ)
K+; ~1,300; 03/02/09 -
Read Here; Various snippets depicting a whole bunch of wishful thinking about these two. Written for HIMYM/TBBT Drabble Community.
While Mercury's in Retrograde
K+; ~3,200; 03/15/09
Read Here; What would have happened had Sheldon and Penny grown up in the same neighborhood? Based on lilyal's prompt at sheldon/penny.
(ART: here by the fabulous irrel.)
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BONES.
The Covalence of the Bond (Φ)
Bones/BBT Crossover.
(see above.)
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COMMUNITY.
Just Like You Would To Your Girl Or Guy
T; ~3,450; 01/13/11
Read Here; what if they were community college teachers instead. Jeff/Britta, Troy/Annie. Written for bebitched's prompt at Rewriting History commentfic meme.
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DOLLHOUSE.
Drinking From an Empty Cup
M; ~875; 10/06/09
Read Here; She's not supposed to remember, but she manages to hate him anyway. Written for takethewords' ficathon. Topher/Whiskey, oneshot.
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GREEK.
A Very Greek Christmas
PG; ~2,035; 12/25/09
Read Here; Casey attempts to organize an all-Greek Christmas exchange. It goes better than expected. Just barely. Written for loveyouallwrong's Yuletide prompt, originally posted here.
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking
PG; ~1,450; 12/20/10
Read Here; Everyone has their breaking point. Some just hold out a little longer than others. Robin/Barney. Written for solookup's Yuletide prompt.
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NEW GIRL.
You Always Forget Your First
T; ~5,500; 06/17/12
Read Here; New Girl/Parks & Rec Crossover. The origins of True American (aka Ann is from Chicago and they have ~history.) Written for kolms' Short & Sweet ficathon.
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THE OFFICE.
Ten Seconds
K; ~1,400; 05/25/08
Read Here; Pam does her best to cheer Andy up after the events of "Goodbye, Toby." Gen with Andy, J/P.
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PARKS & RECREATION.
Checkin' It Twice
T; ~1,600; 03/15/11
Read Here; I want to treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers… and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Treasure chests - full of scarves! Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub ‘em on stuff! April/Andy, written for the awesome middle_cyclone's prompt at help_japan.
Take A Ch-Ch-Ch-Chance
T; ~2,250; 04/19/11
Read Here; Summary: Leslie throws Ben a birthday party. He's not the only one surprised. Ben/Leslie, written for the generous shornt's prompt for help_japan.
You Always Forget Your First
New Girl/Parks & Rec Crossover
(see above)
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Φ - in progress.