FUCK YOU CAPITAL LETTER PEOPLE!
you know who youy are. the people who post smartass things on your stories like "do you have some kind of grudge against capital letters?" or "i won't even bother to read stories without capital letters" ect.
fuck you and your elitist attitudes. fuck you for suddenly popping up all over the internet and making my life inconvienent.
fuck you for somehow thinking you're better than me, and for suffering under the delusion that your work "a tale of draco malfoy's first love" or "what? i'm inyasha's emoxcore ex girlfriend who's having an affair with edward elric and just found out i'm voldemort's love-child?: a quizzilla story" is somehow published, or in print, or better than mine. fuck you for thinking that a few people read what you write so you have the right to be a snobby assholic prickwad!
fuck you for thinking that anyone gives a flying fuck about capital letters on the internet. i was on the internet before most of you assholes, before ecommerce, way way back when i was in the fourth grade i had my first webpage, so don't you tell me this thing or the other. i don't bother with capital letters because it slows down my typing, and until about two years ago, no one minded in the slightest. but now LOCKDOWN attack of the capslock police.
where are you making fun of the metric assloads of total crap that fandoms spew daily? every jackass who can't spell "like" can write about how harry potter gets im or how the heroine wipes tears from her "sapphire occulus" or how fangirls misspell the NAMES of favorite characters, but all you care about it that i didn't use a fucking capital letter at the beginning of a sentance. fuck that.
fuck you, fuck the jackass rules of ff.net, and fuck them all with capital O's W's M's and Q's, because i belive having the capitals shoved up your (orfice) would be more painful and more fitting.
thank you and good night.
fuck you and your elitist attitudes. fuck you for suddenly popping up all over the internet and making my life inconvienent.
fuck you for somehow thinking you're better than me, and for suffering under the delusion that your work "a tale of draco malfoy's first love" or "what? i'm inyasha's emoxcore ex girlfriend who's having an affair with edward elric and just found out i'm voldemort's love-child?: a quizzilla story" is somehow published, or in print, or better than mine. fuck you for thinking that a few people read what you write so you have the right to be a snobby assholic prickwad!
fuck you for thinking that anyone gives a flying fuck about capital letters on the internet. i was on the internet before most of you assholes, before ecommerce, way way back when i was in the fourth grade i had my first webpage, so don't you tell me this thing or the other. i don't bother with capital letters because it slows down my typing, and until about two years ago, no one minded in the slightest. but now LOCKDOWN attack of the capslock police.
where are you making fun of the metric assloads of total crap that fandoms spew daily? every jackass who can't spell "like" can write about how harry potter gets im or how the heroine wipes tears from her "sapphire occulus" or how fangirls misspell the NAMES of favorite characters, but all you care about it that i didn't use a fucking capital letter at the beginning of a sentance. fuck that.
fuck you, fuck the jackass rules of ff.net, and fuck them all with capital O's W's M's and Q's, because i belive having the capitals shoved up your (orfice) would be more painful and more fitting.
thank you and good night.