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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[Oh she's knows that screaming. Oh you're back again.]

Please calm down Sealand.

[the_wee_big_hag]

The giant turtle the elephants who hold up the Discworld ride on.

[Yes, her world is badass.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

[...]

Are you sure this is a real place?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Quite sure. I grew up there after all.

Now then. If you want to come over I can try to explain things properly to you.

[fuckyeahsealand]

But you live with Jerk England. [Also you might be crazy, but that could be fun.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

He's not here at the moment. You can come over and see where he lives before he knows you're here.

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Now you're speaking his language.] Okay, great, can I mess up his room?

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'll think about it.

We're at 1670 Nelson street if you want to come over.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Okay.

[It takes him like a half hour, given getting lost and wandering, before he knocks on the door.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Tiffany figured as much. She opens the door with a nod. She's also wearing a witches hat. Totally normal.]

Hello Sealand.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Hi! [Wandering inside and checking for signs of England.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[He's not here. She'll just close the door behind them and walk into the kitchen]

Would you like something to eat? There's some cheese I just made recently.

[fuckyeahsealand]

You can make cheese?

[Abandoning his England search to follow her into the kitchen!]

[the_wee_big_hag]

Yes. I've been making since I was little.

[Pulls out some crackers and home made cheese for him. Unlike most things in the kitchen that aren't made by Sophie. It's actually quite good. She'll take a seat across from him.]

Well then. Has anyone told you anything about this place so far?

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Perching in a chair and snacking on said crackers and cheese.]

Just that I'm kidnapped. And something about a milkman? I didn't really get that part.

[the_wee_big_hag]

We're not sure who brought us here but the milkman is one of the people with power here. You'll want to avoid him, he has a habit of killing people.

But first the drones. They are the people who if you talk to them, will act like this place is wonderful and normal and nothing is wrong at all. Just be polite and ignore them for the most part.

The town is going to make you go to school here as well.