One

[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[But over the phone. He just kind of mashed the keys, so good morning!]