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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

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[hwamei]

Shut up! Keep your voice down, please!

[fuckyeahsealand]

This is a super important emergency!!! [Do you see those three exclamation points that is how serious this is.]

[hwamei]

That doesn't matter! And don't use so many exclamation points! You're just like teacher! [ Always using punctuation in English wrong! Not that she's any better...

And hey, if Russia can eat arrows, America can summon Amazon, Taiwan can see exclamation points. Or hear them in his voice. ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

I need to use exclamation points!!!

[Hetalia: Occasionally spitting on the fourth wall.]

actually 1/1

[hwamei]

Did your mother teach you how to talk like that!!!

PSYCHE?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand taught himself to speak how he wants!!!!!

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT...

[hwamei]

Sealand? Ah, I've heard about you before. You're the one with England, right?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand is not England's! Sealand is Sealand's!

[hwamei]

Ooh, haha! Sorry. You're stuck here too, huh?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Only for right now, but I'll definitely come up with a great plan for escape!

[hwamei]

Yeah? Mm... yeah! I'm gonna come up with a plan too. No one's gotten out of this town yet, but let's change that!

[fuckyeahsealand]

Well they obviously just haven't had anyone like me to come up with plans yet.

[hwamei]

Really? Well, let me know if you come up with one, okay? [ She isn't serious about that. ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

It'll be the best plan! [Do you doubt his plan-making skills for some reason]