needs moar terrible

Feb 27, 2011 03:15

[ natalie is drunk at a bar rambling about how shitty her love life is

do you listen in

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content: straight, content: terrible, canon: pokemon

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likeasalaryman February 27 2011, 10:08:18 UTC
[we will listen

as long as we can hear you over the sound of us drunk-crying]

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olmodel February 27 2011, 10:12:21 UTC
And Britney. BRITNEY. She's a WHORE. [britney shouts from the other side of the bar]

NO ONE ASKED YOU BITCH. So...so...--whyareyoucrying. What is this. [she waves her hand in the general area of her face]

What is that. Why are you doing that.

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likeasalaryman February 28 2011, 00:33:24 UTC
I got rejected agaaain. [sob] And I'm supposed to be the bo-ho-hoss. [sobsob]

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olmodel February 28 2011, 01:00:25 UTC
You're not the boss.

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monochromically February 28 2011, 04:20:50 UTC
[isn't he usually listening to her rambling anyway

but instead of a bar we're on the ferris wheel]

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olmodel February 28 2011, 04:25:56 UTC
[SOB SOB SOB SOB oh hey you're that cute boy!!]

T-T-T-[SHARP INHALE]Touuuyaaaa....

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monochromically February 28 2011, 04:29:31 UTC
[ah jeez...] What's wrong?

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olmodel February 28 2011, 04:38:45 UTC
I-I'm a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeess...!

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MORNING AFTER likeasalaryman March 2 2011, 10:03:08 UTC
[i am

so hung over oh fuck. but dude. there is natalie with her vest and shirt unbuttoned. and no bra.

i am alright with this]

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olmodel March 2 2011, 10:13:20 UTC
[snoring gently

this is an almost peaceful scene....]

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likeasalaryman March 2 2011, 10:17:27 UTC
[almost. other than the migrane, the puke in my shoes, and the fact that he may be killed upon her waking up. but it is pretty nice. he even tries to snuggle back up gently next to her]

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olmodel March 2 2011, 10:21:23 UTC
[mrrrnnnffff nnnhh nnnh

snuggle]

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