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Feb 27, 2011 03:15
[ natalie is drunk at a bar rambling about how shitty her love life is
do you listen in
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content: straight
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content: terrible
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canon: pokemon
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likeasalaryman
February 27 2011, 10:08:18 UTC
[we will listen
as long as we can hear you over the sound of us drunk-crying]
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olmodel
February 27 2011, 10:12:21 UTC
And Britney. BRITNEY. She's a WHORE. [britney shouts from the other side of the bar]
NO ONE ASKED YOU BITCH. So...so...--whyareyoucrying. What is this. [she waves her hand in the general area of her face]
What is that. Why are you doing that.
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 00:33:24 UTC
I got rejected agaaain. [sob] And I'm supposed to be the bo-ho-hoss. [sobsob]
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 01:00:25 UTC
You're not the boss.
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 01:09:33 UTC
I'm The Boss.
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 01:37:40 UTC
I'm the boss you pussy motherfucker! [SLAMMING OUR BEER DOWN]
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 02:10:21 UTC
Y-Yes ma'am! Damn, you're a crazy chick.
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 02:13:29 UTC
Damn straight! Shut the fuck up! [GLUG GLUG GLUG]
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 02:38:57 UTC
[chugging our beer. fine we will just listen to your office stories and get more drunk. we don't want our mouth busted like gushers]
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 02:55:24 UTC
[BABBLE BABBLE BABBLLRBLDFLDGH]
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 03:44:57 UTC
[yeah yeah OH GOD yeah]
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 04:02:32 UTC
Let's- let's fuck. [STARING STRAIGHT AHEAD, but she slams her mug down and narrows her eyes she is serious and determined]
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 04:11:10 UTC
[SPIT-TAKE] What? [He laughs a bit] You're... you're so drunk.
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 04:17:55 UTC
You're a dick-sucker. [GRABBING YOUR TIE AND YANKING]
I will SKULLFUCK YOU. [I AM YELLING!!!]
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likeasalaryman
February 28 2011, 04:28:30 UTC
Aaaah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [DON'T SKULLFUCK ME BRO]
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olmodel
February 28 2011, 04:38:08 UTC
Let's fuck on the bar.
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I will SKULLFUCK YOU. [I AM YELLING!!!]
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