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fuckadonutujerk

Random thought for today

Feb 10, 2005 09:45

I used to go to youth group meetings at church when I was 13 or 14. My youth group leader was about to leave to take another position somewhere else so he was introducing the new youth group leaders that were to replace him. It was a bi-racial couple and when the woman stood up and introduced herself as "Dorcus" I let loose one of those PFFFFT's ( Read more... )

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somethinguseful February 10 2005, 15:34:23 UTC

It made me spit out my orange juice laughing :P

still_mental February 10 2005, 15:43:15 UTC

why the hell did you go to youth group meetings? that shit is for jesus faggots. and if you were a jesus faggot when you were little, then we cant be friends anymore.

syntaxlies February 10 2005, 18:23:15 UTC

oh shhhhh!

davyancowboy February 11 2005, 02:10:32 UTC

yeah i agree. what the fuck man. :(

fuckadonutujerk February 11 2005, 12:54:56 UTC

I was lured by the siren song of free pizza and soda.

kawaiinose February 10 2005, 15:58:25 UTC

I was just talking with matt last night about random memories. I think Ill post about the two that came to mind last night right now. Ill give you a shout out for the idea!

bluskyz75 February 10 2005, 22:16:34 UTC

Hee! That definitely made me laugh. :)

Hey luzclarita February 12 2005, 08:14:19 UTC

Dorcas is a Biblical name. It means gazelle and actully is a rather excellent Bible character -- all things being equal. Maybe this lady didn't get out enough to know otherwise. It's possible. I didn't see any movies that were above a G rating before I left the church. I also wasn't allowed to watch Smurfs with my friends because one of the characters was allegedly a Satanist and my parent wouldn't let me say the word "butt" because it was a bad word. Had I stayed in the church, I'm not sure my worldview would have expanded much beyond that . . .