Memories I Don't Have For People
Answers for the meme "please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me" and all that jazz:
* In the 1980s we went to Miami and got drunk with race car driver Danny Sullivan...but then he got arrested by the Miami Vice cops for something, I forget exactly what. We took a powerboat into the Bermuda Triangle after that. It sank, but we made it back to Florida by building a raft out of ganja bales. We would have been arrested ourselves but the flare gun burned up the evidence.
* There was that time we went surfing at Tuvalu and wound up stuck on the coral reef with those swimsuit models from Sports Illustrated...
* How about the time we were in Chicago, and broke into the Museum of Science & Industry after hours? You got in the cockpit of their Spitfire and I got in the tailgunner's seat of the Stuka and we made DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA noises at each other all night.
* You bought a new chainsaw, and needed to try it out, so we went to your hated uncle's place when he wasn't there and cut through all the load-bearing posts and beams. When he came back we were long gone, but had a webcam trained on the front door. The whole house imploded on cue like in the climax of Poultergeist!
* There was that party in Tampa where you insulted [insert sports celeb's name here] to his face, so he took a swing at you, but hit [insert action movie hero actor's name here]. [Action star] asked [sports celeb] to apologize, but [sports celeb] threw another punch, so [action star] called [wrestler] over and the both of them threw [sports star] out the window of the club. And since [sports star] is still sore at us, we avoid going to [sports league].
* There was that slumber party that Lisa-Marie invited us to at Graceland in 1977, but as the Presley estate is still paying us hush-money I really can't say more in public. Do you still have that collection of guitar picks?
* In the 1980s we went to Miami and got drunk with race car driver Danny Sullivan...but then he got arrested by the Miami Vice cops for something, I forget exactly what. We took a powerboat into the Bermuda Triangle after that. It sank, but we made it back to Florida by building a raft out of ganja bales. We would have been arrested ourselves but the flare gun burned up the evidence.
* There was that time we went surfing at Tuvalu and wound up stuck on the coral reef with those swimsuit models from Sports Illustrated...
* How about the time we were in Chicago, and broke into the Museum of Science & Industry after hours? You got in the cockpit of their Spitfire and I got in the tailgunner's seat of the Stuka and we made DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA noises at each other all night.
* You bought a new chainsaw, and needed to try it out, so we went to your hated uncle's place when he wasn't there and cut through all the load-bearing posts and beams. When he came back we were long gone, but had a webcam trained on the front door. The whole house imploded on cue like in the climax of Poultergeist!
* There was that party in Tampa where you insulted [insert sports celeb's name here] to his face, so he took a swing at you, but hit [insert action movie hero actor's name here]. [Action star] asked [sports celeb] to apologize, but [sports celeb] threw another punch, so [action star] called [wrestler] over and the both of them threw [sports star] out the window of the club. And since [sports star] is still sore at us, we avoid going to [sports league].
* There was that slumber party that Lisa-Marie invited us to at Graceland in 1977, but as the Presley estate is still paying us hush-money I really can't say more in public. Do you still have that collection of guitar picks?