The Movie Meme
Via grassynoel:
Frustratedpilot in The Hyphenated AgesIn this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest, frustratedpilot (Jackie Chan) buys a mysterious machine on eBay. That, at least, he knows for sure. Coincidentally, kevissimo (Adam Sandler) readies supplies for Frustratedpilot-all of the gadgets that he could ever need. Sexy loneraven (Liv Tyler) tags along for the ride. Will Frustratedpilot be able to save the city from being affected by a torrent of deoxyribonucleic acid?
Frustratedpilot in Shot or NotIn this thrill-per-minute masterpiece, frustratedpilot (Billy Zane) is a naïve cop with a mission. He elects to question lurkerwithout (The Rock) before his former partner, maritzac (Jane Seymour), gets to him. After asking a passerby for directions, he sneaks into a top-secret caravan stealthily. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.
Frustratedpilot in The Scape PodIn this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest, frustratedpilot (Morgan Freeman) discovers a doorway between this dimension and one significantly less cool. Car chases result. As that is happening, mravac_kid (Christopher Walken) turns to the inventor of chronodynamics, Professor craziesunshine (Denise Richards), for help concerning the recent transpiration of time. A heart-stopping movie that the whole family can enjoy! (Except those with pacemakers.)
Frustratedpilot in The Hyphenated AgesIn this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest, frustratedpilot (Jackie Chan) buys a mysterious machine on eBay. That, at least, he knows for sure. Coincidentally, kevissimo (Adam Sandler) readies supplies for Frustratedpilot-all of the gadgets that he could ever need. Sexy loneraven (Liv Tyler) tags along for the ride. Will Frustratedpilot be able to save the city from being affected by a torrent of deoxyribonucleic acid?
Frustratedpilot in Shot or NotIn this thrill-per-minute masterpiece, frustratedpilot (Billy Zane) is a naïve cop with a mission. He elects to question lurkerwithout (The Rock) before his former partner, maritzac (Jane Seymour), gets to him. After asking a passerby for directions, he sneaks into a top-secret caravan stealthily. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.
Frustratedpilot in The Scape PodIn this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest, frustratedpilot (Morgan Freeman) discovers a doorway between this dimension and one significantly less cool. Car chases result. As that is happening, mravac_kid (Christopher Walken) turns to the inventor of chronodynamics, Professor craziesunshine (Denise Richards), for help concerning the recent transpiration of time. A heart-stopping movie that the whole family can enjoy! (Except those with pacemakers.)