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fruitbaron

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May 30, 2006 02:14

Well, it's the first day of my job today. One might ask what job that Justin Stewart, the Jobless Wonder, could procure at such a time in his life. I will tell you simply my friends: I am now a nanny.

I know whoever reads this now is snickering, laughing at me; well fuck you. Truthfully I look forward to this opportunity. I love these kids and ( Read more... )

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fallen_metatron May 30 2006, 14:42:31 UTC

Let's see... my nicks.... Khaleoud, you know where that comes from. Plaesia... Same thing. Character in an RPG. Fallen metatron is... well, just a representation of my love for angelic lore (or perhaps history?), and also nods towards my obsessiveness with Silent Hill :D

fruitbaron June 6 2006, 21:48:08 UTC

You demonology nerd. If you get to be Metatron then I shall be Sandalphon. Brothers 4-evah, omg.

the_pie May 31 2006, 20:58:28 UTC

haha, nanny! No seriously, it takes patience not to strangle kids within 5 minutes, so well done, Baron-of-all-things-Fruity.

fruitbaron June 6 2006, 21:48:33 UTC

With one of them my threshold slowly approaches. Save me, Nida! Save me!

...What's with "The_Pie" anyway?

the_pie June 9 2006, 21:49:14 UTC

...no.

Rose wrote a whole illustrated poem thing about me being a pie (apple). Blame her.

aximus June 13 2006, 16:17:46 UTC

Har har, your a nanny, do you fear a french maids uniform? All frilly and white and lacy?

Remember, when the fathers of the kids grab your ass, you're supposed to bend over and say 'Veuillez oui monsieur! Quelque chose vous voulez monsieur!'

Remember it.

fruitbaron June 23 2006, 05:36:38 UTC

This coming from a man who makes his living putting up websites that promote such classics like "It's Alright To Poo".

I think my life is infinitely more bearable than that trainwreck.

aximus June 23 2006, 05:40:35 UTC

I put up a book telling the world that pooing IS alright, it is a public service..

You tell the world that its okay to be a sissy girly man that TAKES it in the pooper

Haha, see what i did there

My wit is undeniable.

fruitbaron June 23 2006, 05:43:17 UTC

One would think it's common sense to know that pooing is alright. So you're aiding those, like yourself, which are mentally deficient? Truly a noble cause.

The Greeks frequently took it up the pooper but had excellent military and were the foundation for Western society via their writings, mathematics, etc.

Oh, it's quite deniable. It's like denying that Bush is brilliant.

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