I need book recommendations. Pride & Prejudice is a classic and all, but bitchy Englishmen snubbing chicks is a little overdone.

[Pageturn. Snerk.]

"Fitzwilliam" is a preeetty unfortunate name there, buddy.

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE F

[ASDFJKL;!!!!!!!]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[One might compare his reaction to his first spraying to a very angry kitty.

You can hear Lady Gaga's "LoveGame" in the background.]

[So this is what you get for following your nose.]

Hi. I'm on crew. I'm gonna leave 3 bowls of blood that smell like total shit in the middle of a temple. Seriously, what the fuck is this?

[The animal hides are a nice touch, he reasons.]

[The communicator cuts in to... a beautiful rendition of Richard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries", played on wine glasses filled with various quantities of water. Halfway through, Deacon strikes the wrong glass, throwing off the entire melody.]

... The fuck am I doing.

[Deacon starts over, and hits the same wrong note. Annoyed, he drops his ( Read more... )

[The comm cuts in on heavy breathing. There's silence save for that, for a few seconds or so.

Then something breaks.]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[Little Deacon Frost is pretty pissed.]

This is a joke. Some kind of fucking sick joke. Motherfucking ( Read more... )

Your Name: Litzi
Age: 16
Username: litzplosion
Email: glitz-x@hotmail.com
IM: Uber Technology

Character Name: Deacon Frost
Series: Blade (1998 movie)
Timeline: Post La Magra, but his powers are so nerfed it doesn't even matter
Background: Wikipedia. I kind of merged his original comic canon with fanon and came up with this: grad student, 1956, studying ( Read more... )

( IT'S NOT A WAR NO IT'S NOT A RAPTURE )

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