So, on my bus route home, there's this massive billboard advertising some internet dating agency. It's basically a row of little couples like those male and female silloettes you get on public toilets, but it's got two male siloettes wearing cowboy hats and one pink lady silloette and a clown. And I'm like, okay, Brokeback Mountain, I get it, but ( Read more... )

So, in case it wasn't obvious, I've seen the Da Vinci Code. And it was awful. I cannot use strong enough terms to warn people away from this travesty of justice. Tom Hanks should be shot, Dan Brown should be crucified, and that silly French bird needs a one-way ticket to the Reject Bin. Even Sir Ian could not rescue this film from the swirling ( Read more... )