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May 28, 2006 22:22

So, in case it wasn't obvious, I've seen the Da Vinci Code. And it was awful. I cannot use strong enough terms to warn people away from this travesty of justice. Tom Hanks should be shot, Dan Brown should be crucified, and that silly French bird needs a one-way ticket to the Reject Bin. Even Sir Ian could not rescue this film from the swirling ( Read more... )

james bond, star wars, troy sucked, pirates of the caribbean, serenity, i hate tom hanks, underworld sucked monkeyballs, i hate dan brown, daniel craig, wtf, poseidon sucks, judi dench, firefly, da vinci code sucks, johnny depp

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song_ofdevotion May 29 2006, 17:38:54 UTC
"From the director of Troy and the Perfect Storm", which serves more as a warning label than a reccomendation

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

that sucks that the DCode sucked. I wanted to see it but too many people said DON'T!!!

the new PoTC DOES look awesome!!!!

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froodle May 29 2006, 20:42:20 UTC
Seriously, we were in the cinema and the trailer came on, and before the title even came up my friend was like, "Is this Perfect Storm 2?" and I was like, no, it's that stupid sinking ship thing, and then the gravelly-voiced trailer dude was all, "From the director of TROY and THE PERFECT STORM!" and she was like, oh come on, he's just made the exact same movie! They've just given it a different name and recut some of the scenes and hoped we won't notice.

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imbeiaiel May 31 2006, 17:27:01 UTC
Good trailers, rubbish movie. Sounds like my recent movie visits all over. Saying that X3 wasn't rubbish it was just disappointing. PotC2 looks fab and I think that I might be slightly more in love with Johnny Depp than I was before - if that's possible! :)

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froodle May 31 2006, 21:07:59 UTC
Johnny Depp is like some kind of ever-expanding universe of hotness; every time you see him in something, you think, "Man, that was hot. He couldn't possibly get hotter than that." And then... he does! It's like Lionel Luthor, only with sexiness rather than bastardry.

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imbeiaiel June 6 2006, 17:12:39 UTC
Very true. He's very distracting that man

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froodle June 6 2006, 21:09:18 UTC
One day, he will cause the world to explode from his sheer hotness. It will be the most sexy Apocalpse ever.

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