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[froodle]

I have come to the conclusion that Van Helsing, Moulin Rouge and Phantom of the Opera do not mix, for the following reasons:

• Gerard Butlers singing is only just tolerable as it is, without being compared to the greatness that is Ewan McGregor.
  
  
• Carlimir as a querulous transvestite is acceptable and for those of us who've seen the London Assignment

Comments

[clay_mans_maker]

Seconded. add my signature please.

do you think if maybe we got enough signatures.. like a petition... that he would?

if maybe snufkin gave him a little nudge..

[froodle]

Well, Snufkin is a mighty and powerful God, but I imagine that both Gerard Butler and Johnny Depp already have fairly long "People Who People Have Insisted I Sleep With Because It Would Be Totally Hot" lists. I mean, they'll probably get around to it eventually, but it could take a while.

[clay_mans_maker]

yeah but im fairly sure johnny depp has already slept with Everyone. i mean, he's your typical slut. Christ, child, dont you read fic?

which is utterly truth.

p.s. raoul hates you

[froodle]

I'm going to be annoyed if it turns out Johnny Depp already slept with Gerard Butler and I missed it, though. That would just be cruel.

And Raoul's only jealous because he knows Erik would rather sleep with Ewan McGregor than with him. 'Cause hell, who wouldn't?

[imbeiaiel]

Carlimir as a querulous transvestite is acceptable and for those of us who've seen the London Assignment, actually quite in-character

LOL. You got me on that one :).

Must admit to having watched Phantom this week. I agree about the bitchslapping of Bloom too *g* - poor boy.

[froodle]

Aah, Dragimir. He's so adorable when he's whining about being forced to wear a non-matching shade of rouge; highlight of TLA, as far as I'm concerned.

There's something about Orlando Bloom; it's like he emits "Punch me!" pheremones. I'd feel sorry for him, if I wasn't constantly wanting to smack him one.

[imbeiaiel]

:) It's the velvet that gets me.

Orlando is the reason I can't bear to watch Kingdom of Heaven despite the rest of the cast being astounding... I'm not sure his acting is good enough to carry the film... he is pretty though but Liam Neeson wins every time. Hmmm... I wonder if I could put up with Orlando.... *ponders*

[froodle]

Surely the greatness that is Liam Neeson can overshadow all that is terrible about Orlando Bloom? Plus, Jeremy Irons is in it.

And you never know, something terrible might happen to Orlando Bloom's character, and if Troy has taught me anything, it's that it's always good to laugh at Orlando Bloom's pain.