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Dec 17, 2004 20:29

I have a pet lily. He lives in a glass vase and is covered with blue sparkles. I call him Hephestion ( Read more... )

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clay_mans_maker December 19 2004, 23:25:04 UTC
well that's an excellent choice certainly, seeing as the pippin comes in both regular and dress-up-doll variety. both sets of course come fully equiped with singing voice and soap making apparatus along with other useful bathroom niceities that should cater to the new owner's every whim. included of course is a full knowledge of cookery, waistcoat and scarf wearing and popular games, including the famous hobbitish "one, two, three, clean my shoes you damn dirty ape" and none other than "sex cluedo ( ... )

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froodle December 20 2004, 02:20:44 UTC
I already have a Merry - belated birthday present from El Siblingo Attractivo. Very cute and almost perfect, apart from a tendancy to incite houseplants to random acts of violence. Excels in waistcoat-wearing and tummy-cuteness.

And no Boromirs, ever. Nobody needs a fucking klepto around the house. Besides, if you get a Boromir, sooner or later you have to buy a Faramir, and suddenly half your paycheque is going on tissues and they're not even being used for wanking. Faramirs are just too high maintenance.

Besides, think of all the money I'll save with my very own hobbit-soap-making factory. Mmm, hobbits.

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clay_mans_maker December 21 2004, 03:00:45 UTC
you could even sell the scentyfreshness
there's a Huge market for anything pervy and hobbitish.

which is all well an good but with the truth of the boromir=klepto a sharpe would make a very fine ornament

*blissful grin* mmmmsharpe.

p.s. blue sparkles. nice touch.
*gives you New lily with PINK sparkles named bagoas the sinfully tartish*

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froodle December 21 2004, 15:17:01 UTC
sharpe would make a very fine ornament

Oh great. Now I have this image of Sharpe sitting on top of a Christmas tree, complete with harp, halo and "somebody will die for this" scowl.

Hephestion!lily: OMG HOR! *beats the crap out of Bagoas!lily*
Merry: *stands by and offers encouragement*
Bagoas!lily: *is keeled*
Froodle: *buys lily with GOLD sparkles and calls it Alexander*
Hephestion!lily and Alexander!lily: *flowery cuddlefest*

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