We're watching Alexander and I totally forgot Klaus from TVD/the Originals was in it, and I keep having to apologise to Mike every time Philotas is on-screen and reassure him that, yes, I promise, he totally dies, it's coming soon, I'm so sorry...

Oh, spoiler alert: Philotas dies.

that dude from the Spartacus prequel is EXACTLY what would happen if Jared Leto and Colin Farrell had a baby. LITERALLY EXACTLY. His gladiator superpower is drinking and fucking other dude's wives. What have those pussies Spartacus and Crixos got that compares? NOTHING.

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I guess the moral here is that I am not terribly good at being Adrian Veidt.

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Also unicorns. And waistcoats. And cheese.

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Alexander the Great invented hats.

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I want to be Adrian Veidt just so that every time somebody tries to tell me stuff I don't care about (ie anything that is not about shiny, jangley things or things I can put in my mouth) I can yell "NO, YOU LISTEN!" and then follow it up with some random, probably untrue fact about Alexander the Great, and everyone will be like, "Well, I'm pretty ( Read more... )

I am watching SWAT, which is basically the saddest and most tragic love story of how Colin Farrell and Hawkeye were in beautiful love and then it all became horrible and sad ( Read more... )

Apparently, Jared Leto is in space now. Hopefully this means production is finally underway for Alexander: a Space Opera, and by this time next year we can all enjoy Colin Farrell battling evil Persian robot-aliens on the big screen ( Read more... )

I wish there was a zombie-verse retelling of the life and times of Alexander the Great, but I just searched for "zombie alexander the great" on Amazon and nothing came up. Sadness.

On the plus side, I just went outside and looked around and I reckon that rat has gone.

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Wow, the "ultimate" edition of Alexander is really not very "ultimate" at all. In fact, it's mostly just extended scenes of Anthony Hopkins yammering - because, you know, the original eight versions of the.movie really short-changed the audience with a mere forty minutes of tedious monologuing. Shut up, Anthony Hopkins ( Read more... )