Oh, I forgot to mention, at the end of the film Crixus gets covered in magical god glitter, basically confirming my theory that this whole film is just Crixus having a wet dream about what it would be like to be as awesome as Gannicus. Because this whole storyline is what I imagine "Gannicus: the Lost Years" would look like.

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Guysguysguys! I have to tell you about this AMAZING film I have discovered. It is about Crixus fighting DEVIL COWS and it is called "Crixus versus Devil Cows"* and it is perfect ( Read more... )

So apparently Crixus is in Arrow, and apparently Naevia 2 is also gonna be in Arrow, so I guess that means I'm gonna need to watch Arrow at some point, since I assume the whole plot of Arrow will be those two looking at each other and being wonderful and in love ( Read more... )

...oh, never mind, Caroline just killed her. To save Bonnie, of all people. Ugh.

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Oh hey, Naevia 2 is in the Vampire Diaries!

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So it's night time at Camp Spartacus, and what's that coming over the hill? HOLY SHIT IT'S SOME ROMAN DUDES! Except, oh wait, it's Spartacus, Gannicus and Crixus playing a really misjudged prank on their guys. So Spartacus nearly gets set on fire, and he's like, "fuck it if you can't take a joke, extra training and no sleeps for everyone ( Read more... )

So Spartacus and Mira are in the woods, and its pretty and romantic and they totally just took down bambi's mum, so obviously Spartacus 2 decides this is a great moment for some dead-wife-sad-times, and mira's like, "awesome, another dead wife story, as your girlfriend naturally i fucking love these ( Read more... )

So previously, Spartacus 2 was like, "hey Agron, go get us some dudes to join our rebellion gang" and Agron was like, "sweet, am i allowed to pick dudes who arent pissy french bitches?" and Crixus is all "AAAAAAAARGH FUCK YOU AGRON" and Spartacus 2 is like "KNOCK IT OFF you two already totally embarrassed me in front of gannicus and his assless ( Read more... )

So here is what's happening in Spartacusland ( Read more... )

GANNICUS!!! Oh my God dudes, that was so awesome, my guts are gonna blow out of my face ( Read more... )