Orlando Bloom is always rubbish, but in fairness, I think he was a good choice for Paris, what with both of them being poncy and useless. Plus that so-called "fight" was the absolute highlight of the film - I thought I'd have a laughter-induced heart attack when he crawled back to Hector and started clinging to his leg.
Did you see Hector's face? That's the face people make when there's a big dog humping their leg and they're trying to pretend it's not happening, and everyone else is too well-bred to mention it.
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also: HAHAHAHA @ chocolate.
and they'd call it a bushism or claim it was paid for by his father.
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