Guysguysguys! I have to tell you about this AMAZING film I have discovered. It is about Crixus fighting DEVIL COWS and it is called "Crixus versus Devil Cows"* and it is perfect
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It is such a perfectly schlocky and wonderful film; I just think more people would watch it if it had a title that played to its strengths, ie, Crixus vs cow-monsters.
I'm still watching Spartacus in the sense that it's downloaded and in my "to watch" pile, but the next episode is the season finale of Vengeance, and season finales = character deaths and I haven't yet sacked up enough to risk seeing some of my dudes die.
Also, the season after that is the last season, and given that I'm pretty sure the Roman empire was still around and using slaves after 71 AD, plus the fact that it's called War of the Damned, means that whoever makes it out of this season is gonna bite it in the next one. Unless there isserious revisionist history happening, which seems unlikely.
You should totally watch the season finale of Vengeance. Like 99% of the deaths are people you want to see die anyhow. LOL! Only one was sad.
Alas, the final season pretty much sticks to history in some things while playing a bit fast and loose with others. But it's still very enjoyable and some happiness in the end.
But if I never actually SEE the ending, I can tell myself that they successfully destroyed Rome, abolished slavery, then Crixus took a year out to battle cow-zombies on some random Greek island where apparently that is a thing that happens before meeting up with Spartacus 2 at Vegan Academy and eventually becoming enforcers for the Vegan Police after they graduated.
I don't know what Gannicus does after Rome burns, but I'm pretty sure at some point he fathers the line that will eventually produce Jason Stackhouse.
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I'm still watching Spartacus in the sense that it's downloaded and in my "to watch" pile, but the next episode is the season finale of Vengeance, and season finales = character deaths and I haven't yet sacked up enough to risk seeing some of my dudes die.
Also, the season after that is the last season, and given that I'm pretty sure the Roman empire was still around and using slaves after 71 AD, plus the fact that it's called War of the Damned, means that whoever makes it out of this season is gonna bite it in the next one. Unless there isserious revisionist history happening, which seems unlikely.
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Alas, the final season pretty much sticks to history in some things while playing a bit fast and loose with others. But it's still very enjoyable and some happiness in the end.
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I don't know what Gannicus does after Rome burns, but I'm pretty sure at some point he fathers the line that will eventually produce Jason Stackhouse.
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