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Jul 29, 2004 21:30

I suppose I should probably wish the vile and disgusting Hex a two-days-late happy birthday, but I don't really want to, since she'd just claim her bisexual Wiccan powers told her I'd do so in advance.

Of course, I could be really mean and write something like:

HEX I LUV U HUNNI LOL!!!!!!111111!!!!11
and make everyone think that she was friends ( Read more... )

hex molests goats

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clay_mans_maker July 30 2004, 17:46:34 UTC
cat, dear. do you remember that little talk we had about "things i must not publish or hex will swap my metacarpals with my spine"

not that im insinuating that you're the one who's friends with a total spack or anything.

oooh nine inch nails is playing.

LOL

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froodle July 31 2004, 00:45:07 UTC
*le eyes du Ryouiichi*

No, I don't remember. Hug this bunny. I call him Mr. Bear.

Also, you are not Wesley, therefore, you lack the ability to extract, steal or swop spines for anything.

Why don't you go listen to your Guns and Roses CD that you just HAD to tell me you were buying so I could stand in awe of your 'alternative' taste in music?

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clay_mans_maker July 31 2004, 00:52:58 UTC
i dont think ive ever actually heard any guns and roses music. it just keeps coming every damn time i search for inspecific slash.
*hus bunny*

ok. im going to paint an abstract term for you now.
there are many different levels of people in the world, some of them have special skills that no one else has.
these people are the higher levels where skills begin to diverge from each other.
other people only have unleet skills.
and are very low level
this means that anybody who is on the same level or above has, or could have those same skills.
wesley, as a robot, fred lover and general-bitch-du-angel is not only a low level, he is uberlow.
this means that some one like me, who is say, uberhigh on this scale can do whatever the fuck they like, go blow yourself.

we call this the wes-is-an-angel-bitch effect.

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froodle July 31 2004, 01:02:11 UTC
Non. Because, while Wesley is a Fred-loving, baby-stealing, downright annoying robot, he does have certain very specific skills. Reading of dead languages. Baby-stealing. Spine-extraction.

While you do have other specific skills, such as the ability to track down uber-rare Valentine brothers slash, you do not have those particular skills. Thus, you cannot steal spines or use them as toast-racks.

Being an Angel-bitch is merely a side-effect of knowing Angel. That's Angel's super-power.

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