I suppose I should probably wish the vile and disgusting
Hex a two-days-late happy birthday, but I don't really want to, since she'd just claim her bisexual Wiccan powers told her I'd do so in advance.
Of course, I could be really mean and write something like:
HEX I LUV U HUNNI LOL!!!!!!111111!!!!11
and make everyone think that she was friends with a total retard, thus causing them to despise her, but even my evil has limits.
For those of you who have trouble reading between the lines, that was a "You are what you hang with"-themed message, with just a hint of "Learn to spell, you fucking idiots!" thrown in for flavouring.