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Apr 19, 2011 00:15

Dudes, I just got back from seeing Red Riding Hood, and oh my God, it sucked a giant donkey schlong all over the place ( Read more... )

lukas haas, bsg, edward cullen is a big gay baby, werewolves yay, stargate, gary oldman, shitty movies i hate, anna paquin, trick r treat, family von froodle

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redeyedfeline April 19 2011, 18:43:05 UTC
What gets me is the use of hairgel in WTF land in WTF century.

I've seriously been trying to avoid seeing this. I've got a friend who turns into a melting pool of estrogen for these god awful movies, and as no one wants to go with her, she's been needling me via facebook to drop everything (inculding my dignity) and tag along to this Twilight ripoff.

Ah, Amanda Seigfried. She actually has talent, but this was a horrible premise for a movie. If Gary Oldman wasn't entertaining, even in his wonderous scene chewing best, then there is something wrong with the beaver.

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froodle April 21 2011, 19:14:53 UTC
I KNOW! They don't have electricity but they have super-hold extra-froofy Twitastic hairgel? I can totally buy werewolves, but that is a BRIDGE TOO FAR INTO THE LAND OF STUPIDNESS, my friend.

Is your friend secretly a Russian spy who may be trying to kill you horribly with spackasaurus movies? I think you should consider this seriously. I find it more believable than thinking that someone might actually LIKE this film.

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