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[froodle]

Whelp, I have food poisoning. At least, I hope it's food poisoning and not a stomach virus, because El Snithador is visiting this weekend and I feel Downeyfest will be somewhat lacking if I am lying on the sofa bemoaning my state of unwellness the whole time, and food poisoning usually passes in 48 hours whereas a stomach virus will kick my ass for

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[incandescens]

Ack. Much sympathy. Get well soon.

[froodle]

Thanks for the good thoughts!

[froodle]

People underestimate the PERSUADING POWER of MASSIVELY MISUSED CAPITALIZATION coupled with PRETTY PICTURES. Now you too can partake in the PURE JOY that is Jordan- I mean, the 4400. Then you can WRITE PORN to THANK ME for freeing you from your SHACKLES OF FANDOM IGNORANCE.

[scheherezhad]

Y hallo thar, Major Lorne. :D That is, indeed, a pretty picture.

My sympathy on your stomach woes. I have no time to write porn at the moment, but could I interest you in some ridiculously hot pics of Kavan Smith?

[froodle]

I waqs trying to find a picture of the two Lornes, JUST FOR YOU, but I couldn't and there were so many pictures of Jordan that my eyes started to burn out due to his beauty so I had to go away. And Dress Uniform!Major Lorne is a thing of EXTREME WIBBLE-INDUCING HOTNESS!

[scheherezhad]

So my first thought was "ooh, I need Lorne/Zelenka dress blues!porn." Then I thought, "wait, it's Atlantis. I could have Lorne/Lorne/Zelenka dress blues!clone!porn. o.o"

[froodle]

But then the rest of the Atlantis expedition would get snotty with Zelenka for keeping not one, but TWO Major Lornes all to himself. And because he;s Zelenka, he'd feel compelled to help humanity in the most meaningful way possible, by creating DOZENS OF LORNES so that everyone can share in the Lorne-in-dress-blues goodness. A Major Lorne in every home by 2020! It will be heaven on Earth!

In fact, GASP! Jordan's quest in the last season of the 4400 was to create a utopia on earth, at which point the face of God would be revealed - THIS IS WHAT THE PROPHECY MEANT! The face of Kavan Smith is the Face of God. How could be have missed this?

[dissident_dream]

You're ill? and you couldn't have told me that!?

I sympathise and hope you are better by tomorrow evening, because err I dont want to get it!

Oh and You are definitely getting the zefron treatment now... it will make you feel better, honest

[froodle]

I only got sick in the early hours of the morning, smellface! It's not like I could have texted you a week ago and said "Oh by the way, I'm going to be struck down by the BLACK DEATH at 3.11am on Thursday 27 Nov, so remember to update your calendar." Not that they have calendars in Cornwall or Essex or wherever it is you are from.

If you make me watch Zefron, I will be sick on you. I swear to God. Or I'll make you watch... I dunno, something you'll hate. Though with your hatred of fun, that could be anything good.

[cheekytubemouse]

I found my way here through your most recent post in customerssuck. I just wanted to get that explanation out of the way first so you weren't wondering how the crazy chick ended up commenting in your journal. Now that that's over with...

Let me get this straight. 4400 not only has Summer bullet-in-the-brainpan-squish Glau on it, but Jeffrey Freaking Combs too?! *logs in to her Netflix account and adds 4400 to her queue* (It was really that sweet beard of Jordan's that pushed me over the edge.)

Do you mind if I add you and your amusingly entertaining posts to my friends list?

[froodle]

Well, you clearly appreciate the WONDER of Jeffrey Combs and the Jordanbeard, so how could I say no?