❄ fourth reminder

[frogst]

Hello everyone! I don't know if I should introduce myself everytime I make a call, but just in case, this is Jade!

I actually have kind of, um, a question. That I was hoping someone with some [ a loooong pause ] experience in things like kissing and dating could answer

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[miraculls]

Haha, you should be asking best friend all those motherfuckin' questions, he's real good at the romance shit.

[no, Gamzee has no idea what she's talking about, why...]

[frogst]

[ oh nooooooo. ]

I don't think Karkat is the best person to ask in this situation.

[miraculls]

[were you actually expecting anything else, jade...]

Really? Aww, he'll be all sorts of motherfuckin' down to hear you say that, he really likes what all giving quadrant advice.

[frogst]

[ no but. 8( jeez! ]

I'm pretty sure he won't actually be down to hear it...

[ come to think of it maybe she should have filtered this away from him. ]

[beermark]

No way, especially if ya've been drinking first!

[frogst]

Wait, which question are you answering?

[beermark]

The only one I was listening to, with the dating!

[frogst]

Oh, okay!

I wasn't drinking... or actually, I kind of was!

[ooeeooahah]

That is a boatload of questions, hon. Dating is hard to define, depending on the culture.

[ There's a pause, ] Especially when you're just beginning to see dating as something you might want to do.

[frogst]

Hehe, sorry if it was a too much at once.

[ Ahhh she might be blushing a little now, but at least no one can see it! ] Um, yeah, definitely.

[ooeeooahah]

My advice for nearly everyone is to not rush it, and take the time to think about how you feel. The rest of your answers usually fall in to place after you're sure about your feelings.

[frogst]

I'm not really sure how I feel, it's all kind of confusing.

[heteropennae]

This all seems... really complicated.

[frogst]

Tell me about it!

That's why I'm hoping someone else can help me figure this out.

[heteropennae]

I hope you get help to. I'm a bit too inexperienced to help, myself.

[frogst]

Thanks. I actually got a lot of help from my friend Taiwan! She knows all about this stuff.

phone 1/?

[crusthatecean]

[Even though he's just upstairs, he'll answer this one.]

What the fuck are you doing?

[crusthatecean]

You're seriously asking for advice on this?

You do realize that he's fucking disgusting and wouldn't brush his teeth if we didn't bribe him to do it? And you'll get clown make up all over your--

[crusthatecean]

...

Oh, sorry, I just had a sudden recollection of the incident in question and was too sickened to continue.

[crusthatecean]

But seriously. This is moronic and beneath you.

You're really just asking the world in general for advice on this terrible problem? I mean, for one thing, do you really want people to know about all of this?