❄ fourth reminder

[frogst]

Hello everyone! I don't know if I should introduce myself everytime I make a call, but just in case, this is Jade!

I actually have kind of, um, a question. That I was hoping someone with some [ a loooong pause ] experience in things like kissing and dating could answer

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[gonnamarrydaddy]

...Wait, so you've been going around kissing corpses?

[frogst]

Just one! [ Right because that sounds so much better. ] And it was to stop him from being a corpse, so that's different.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Oh.

I don't think that counts.

[frogst]

Okay, I didn't really think it did either.

[hwamei]

Hi Jade! Um, I don't think that kissing someone means you're dating them. I mean, I hope not! That would make things very complicated, you know!

And why would you kiss someone who's dead? Ew... Well, I guess it doesn't count since they're not alive anymore.

[frogst]

Hi Taiwan. I think you're right about that.

[ sob so much judgment. nobody understands the many intricacies of corpse smooching!!! ]

It was to bring him back to life!

[hwamei]

Like in a fairy tale? Hehe, that sounds very romantic! But doesn't that only work if it's true love's kiss? [ Which brings her to her next question: ] Did you love him!?

[frogst]

[ oh no don't bring more feelings into this! ]

Actually I think it was just a game mechanic, not a true love thing.

[bullsit]

. . . I, uh, really hope, that kissing someone, does not mean you are dating them.

[frogst]

I think we are safe Tavros, the general consensus is that it doesn't!

[bullsit]

Um, okay, good, that is really good, because that is a thing that would probably be, pretty bad for me, and I don't know about you, but, I'm, uh, pretty glad you aren't dating someone?

. . . You aren't dating someone, right?

[frogst]

Right, I'm not dating anyone.

[has_no_plan]

...If it does mean you're dating...then...

I have a girlfriend?!

[frogst]

I don't think so! Unless you wanted her to be your girlfriend, then that would probably be different.

[has_no_plan]

...What if you're not sure?!

[...Oh that's what you asked, isn't it?]

[frogst]

That's a very good question! I don't actually know, and I'm not that sure about this either.

[foretastes]

[Terezi has come over to bother mooch off of okay, to bother and mooch off of Karkat, but of course she can't help but bother everyone else in the house, too.

So she barges into the room where Jade is. Whatever that is.]

You need girl advice!

[Terezi is the worst person for this, run.]

[frogst]

Hi Terezi!

[ That would be the kitchen!

And oh. girl advice.

Sounds helpful! ]

I think I do.

[foretastes]

[oh good. Terezi fumbles to open the fridge and grabs the first thing she feels, which is a carton of eggs and half a package of salami.]

Okay, well, I am obviously very experienced in this area, [no] of red emotions and all that because I'm great at anything to do with red, [no] so let's grab these snacks and talk about it!

[...shakes the carton] What did I grab?

[frogst]

[ Jade nods attentively, not that Terezi can see, but it's the thought that counts. ]

That's good, because I think that's where I need the most help.

[ Oh those are not very good snacks. ]

Eggs. Do you want me to cook them?