Hobbits Are Not Explosives And Other Things

Feb 22, 2006 07:22

Bingo and I had a hard, but much needed talk, until the subject of my mother was raised. I lost my ability to control my emotions and left... I, myself, am astounded that it took me so long to figure out that my loved ones in the Realm were killed. I truly am a self-absorbed sot. *sighs as he rights it down* Perhaps I should purchase a black boardRead more... )

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lobelia_sb February 23 2006, 03:19:22 UTC
*comes up the path behind him, calls*

Iorhael Baggins.

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frodofigment February 23 2006, 04:09:57 UTC
*turns* Ah, hello Mayor. How are you?

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lobelia_sb February 23 2006, 04:20:55 UTC
*ignores the question and launches into her schpiel* Congratulations on purchasing a smial in Hobbiton. We hope you like it here and that your neighbors like you. And we hope you will contribute to the upkeep of your neighborhood. It's a special community, full of special hobbits. Very, very special hobbits. Here is a token of our largesse. *hands him a welcome package*

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frodofigment February 23 2006, 04:22:45 UTC
Errr... thank you, Lobelia. *wipes his hands off and takes the basket*

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frodofigment February 23 2006, 05:50:54 UTC
*goes inside and starts filling out the vile form.*

Bill to....Iorhael Baggins... ship to same address....yes...alright...round is fine.... I'll go for blue, that will match my eyes...and "O" ring.... what to put on it? *sighs* Front...I-O-R-H-A-E-L
B-A-G-G-I-N-S back...I A-M N-O-T A L-L-A-M-A...*sighs and crumples up the form* Oh, useless! If they want to think I'm a llama, fine. I refuse to be tagged and tracked like an...well, like an animal. *fumes* They can't see my horn. That has to be it.

Pedro? *looks for the gnome* Can you see my horn?

*silence* Of course I don't mean right now.

......You can't?

*sits down in the middle of the living room* I'm...I'm....I'm a llama. *sniffle*

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bbolger_baggins February 24 2006, 04:02:11 UTC
*holding a housewarming gift, knocks on the door*

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frodofigment February 24 2006, 20:53:38 UTC
*gets up and goes to answer the door* Oh, hello Bingo. *smiles* You just missed Lobelia... she came by to "welcome" me.

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frodofigment February 26 2006, 03:46:32 UTC
Where are my manners? Come in. *moves aside to let Bingo in* This... is my humble abode.

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bbolger_baggins February 26 2006, 05:30:14 UTC
Hello Iorhael. Ah, then I've been beat to bringing you smial warming gifts, but I bet not in giving you a welcoming welcome. *smiles greeting*

I brought you this for smial-warming. I don't know . . . if you're into eating food lately, but it is traditional. *holds out the pie*

*steps in, looking about* Ah, this is nice.

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