Sorry about not posting yesterday, I was just too annoyed ( Read more... )

Two, actually. I've managed to isolate two of the magic sources nearby. I'm going to go check them out. I'll post later with the results.

I've spent the last three hours on hold trying to get through to the Union of Concerned Special Citizens, and when I finally got through they traced the call and sent some third-tier cape to get his butt whomped. They didn't even listen to the warning ( Read more... )

It's been a whole day. I don't think your major superhero, action science, and occult research institutions have even noticed. Do I have to do everything around here?

Humans. Feh. Don't know why I bother, you never appreciate it.

So, I woke up from a nap to find a lot of magical blips scattered all over your planet. That's bad enough -- several dozen high-powered magical entities (And when I say high-powered, I mean HIGH. POWERED. Potentially on par with me, even) appearing all at once around the world is enough to ruin anyone's day ( Read more... )

Well, despite the best efforts of the Time Brigade to drag me out of retirement to fight Evil Space Weasels, which turned out to actually be Evil Space Weevils but a certain Brigadier has *terrible* handwriting, and then I came down with Evil Space Measles, but I'm better, I'm back, and I'm celebrating turning 40,003 (subjective) by using my ( Read more... )

...there was a princess. But she was executed following the glorious uprising of the proletariat, so it was okay.

THE END

Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

Every spell is breakable, you see. If you create a spell that is completely unbreakable, a method of breaking it will instantly form. If you negate that method of breaking it, a new method of breaking it will form. So, I figured, make my most important spell breakable only by something I knew about and could keep track of easily, and put that ( Read more... )

Because I've been there, too ( Read more... )