I just found a cd in my room and there's a song on it called "everyday (the crazy penis mix)" HAHA WTF!

 I have eaten an unholy amount of m&ms today ( Read more... )

I have a presentation to do in an hour and a half and I reallyyyyy don't want to. I hate talking in front of people. Oh well, it's only 10 minutes, then it's over. I don't feel good though, none of my meds are working... I hope i don't get one of my dizzy spells when I'm up there. And the whole idea of the presentation is really to get the class to ( Read more... )

oh my god. This is an email i recieved from my anthropology professor

Dear Everyone,
This is just to remind you ("y'all") that we will have a test tomorrow. Please let me know if you have any questions or if you have trouble getting the study guide from blackboard.
See you tomorrow.
Best,
Philipp

HAHAH. y'all! thats great. He's so fucking

My comparative lit professor told my class he'd rather have us write an essay about our first time rather than the actual course material because it's "exciting" and he's curious. HAHA what the fuck is that? He has this really creepy accent too that just made it worse. Oh boy, sexual harrassment ( Read more... )

The United States government is becoming more and more like something out of 1984 or Brand New World, or what have you. Read below. It's completely absurd. COMPLETELY. If New York plans on adapting a similar proposal, I'm moving to Canada. I'll kidnap Billy if I have to.

Washington State Proposal: Married Couples Must Procreate-or Else!
Recently, ( Read more... )

Grey's Anatomy is the reason I'm insane... That show has always made me really emotional, but not this bad. I'm such a loser! Everytime I think about last night's episode I fucking get tears in my eyes. I wasn't even this bad when Denny died. Honestly, the show makes me worry about real life. The past 2 episodes made me realize how fragile life is ( Read more... )

OK IM REALLY GETTING PISSED OFF ( Read more... )

ok so today started off SO bad. I kept having these awful dreams, so i didn't sleep for half the night. I almost killed my cat when i woke up. So i got ready and went to go wait for the bus... which came 40 minutes late. THEN i found out billy was in a car accident. He's ok (THANK GOD), but his car's a little fucked up. Then i waited for my next ( Read more... )

I've realized this is the first real relationship I've ever been in.

and that makes me happy.... it makes me feel better about my past...

and... I'm starting to feel pretty