(Untitled)

[frigid_bastard]

Shit, I knew there was going to be trouble.

The potion's formula was imperfect, as most of you are discovering-- there's a good reason I put it in the discard bin, but clearly some fucking idiot prankster has taken the liberty of distributing it amongst the edibles of the Lair. Bit too much saltpeter in the mix, I'm afraid; it wasn't even supposed

Comments

[dude_as_if]

I think it's awesome. You need to chill out dude. You're going to get little wrinkles in the forehead...like Saix.

[frigid_bastard]

You'd think that, wouldn't you? However, I don't think too many people share that opinion, so I suppose I'll have to do something about it.

And I'll thank you never to compare me to VII again.

[lilwhitedress]

So it was you....

If I didn't like this dress so much, I would plan your murder. Fortunately, I think I can manage having a figure being awkward for a little while.

[frigid_bastard]

Not intentionally, I assure you.

Hopefully you're comfortable, if nothing else. The transformation appears to have caused no physical distress in anyone.

[lilwhitedress]

I see....

I suppose I AM comfortable, if not a bit awkward. At the very least, no one seems to have become so old or so young as to have ceased to exist.... No harm done, I suppose.

[frigid_bastard]

Part of the blame does lie with me for not disposing of it properly, but I hardly intended to put it into everyone's food, so I suppose the prankster's to blame, in the end...

Well, I suppose that's good to know. ...And ugh, yes, that's fortunate. The last thing we need are squalling infants... or bags of bones.

[gambling_addict]

It's not really that bad. I'm sure we can all live with it for a little while until you find some way to fix it. Take your time. Just in case your cure is a failure too and we all turn into something really unpleasant. Like goats.

[dude_as_if]

...Your mom is a goat! Hahaha! I rule!

[frigid_bastard]

I'm not even sure if the effects are permanent; I guess we'll find out. I'm not that fucking incompetent, alright?

[superiorityx]

Ah. You should have disposed of this "potion" in the proper way, instead of just carelessly discarding it in the nearest refuse bin. I trust you'll sort this out promptly.

[frigid_bastard]

I'll try, sir.

[beautyoftheball]

It's not pleasant being at this age, but I can deal with it. I've had my own, other, problems in the past. If you need a good crying-out, I'm here for advice and calming words. You're welcome to peruse the library; perhaps one of the books here has the solution. You don't happen to know where I can find any reading glasses, do you?

((LOL Belle is totally turning into a mother figure.))

[frigid_bastard]

I'm sorry things have turned out this way for you? It's really not what I intended. And, uhm... thank you, I guess. Sorry, I'm not much help there...

((haha, aww. He feels like a total kid. XD))