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Shit, I knew there was going to be trouble.
The potion's formula was imperfect, as most of you are discovering-- there's a good reason I put it in the discard bin, but clearly some fucking idiot prankster has taken the liberty of distributing it amongst the edibles of the Lair. Bit too much saltpeter in the mix, I'm afraid; it wasn't even supposed to alter one's entire body to begin with, but... well.
I'm not entirely sure if the effects are permanent shit, I should hope not or temporary; perhaps looking into some kind of cure would be a good idea.
I am rather sharply recalling why I detested being sixteen, and the reminder is anything but pleasant. Fucking hormones.
[ooc: strikeouts there as he... attempts to rein in his pottymouth. :x]
The potion's formula was imperfect, as most of you are discovering-- there's a good reason I put it in the discard bin, but clearly some fucking idiot prankster has taken the liberty of distributing it amongst the edibles of the Lair. Bit too much saltpeter in the mix, I'm afraid; it wasn't even supposed to alter one's entire body to begin with, but... well.
I'm not entirely sure if the effects are permanent shit, I should hope not or temporary; perhaps looking into some kind of cure would be a good idea.
I am rather sharply recalling why I detested being sixteen, and the reminder is anything but pleasant. Fucking hormones.
[ooc: strikeouts there as he... attempts to rein in his pottymouth. :x]