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[friendofjustice]

 I've been saving at my job for half a year and I'm still nowhere near being able to afford a D-Wheel.

All I can afford right now is this little dorky egg-cart looking thing.

What kind of complete loser would allow themselves to ride something like that?

Comments

[remarkablerain]

A desperate one.

[friendofjustice]

Hence why I did not purchase one.

[remarkablerain]

Because you're totally not desperate. At all.

[friendofjustice]

At least not when it comes to motorcycles!

So you're a girl, right.

[blackrthanblack]

A super mechanic who turns out to be the Terminator.

[friendofjustice]

That's dumb.

[blackrthanblack]

Everything around here is dumb.

[friendofjustice]

That's dumb like a kid who can't spell his name, not dumb in the awesome way like a kid who can't spell his name who controls an atomic robot.

[sees_the_sea]

Fuck you.

[friendofjustice]

...

I haven't even asked you out yet.

Usually I have to do that before girls I've never spoken to say that.

[sees_the_sea]

1) Ew.
2. Some of us need those shitty egg-cart things to get around.

[friendofjustice]

I'm not saying I would, I'm just saying. Usually.

I need to get around too, but I make do with a ten-speed.