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[friendofjustice]

 I've been saving at my job for half a year and I'm still nowhere near being able to afford a D-Wheel.

All I can afford right now is this little dorky egg-cart looking thing.

What kind of complete loser would allow themselves to ride something like that?

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[sees_the_sea]

Fuck you.

[friendofjustice]

...

I haven't even asked you out yet.

Usually I have to do that before girls I've never spoken to say that.

[sees_the_sea]

1) Ew.
2. Some of us need those shitty egg-cart things to get around.

[friendofjustice]

I'm not saying I would, I'm just saying. Usually.

I need to get around too, but I make do with a ten-speed.

[sees_the_sea]

When I got this license, I said goodbye to bikes forever. My legs are for kicking, not pumping.

[friendofjustice]

Kicking your ridiculous tiny motorcycle?

[sees_the_sea]

Kicking you if you keep it up.

[friendofjustice]

I can't help but mock the thing.

It's rife for ridicule.

[sees_the_sea]

Yeah well I don't have it anymore so whatever.

[friendofjustice]

...So then why did you jump all over me.

[sees_the_sea]

Pent up anger over having used it at one time.

[friendofjustice]

At least you're done with it?