Comments | friendly_ghosts: 023- [Phone] This will end so well...

friendly_ghosts

023- [Phone] This will end so well...

Feb 12, 2011 23:22

Hello, this is Mindy.

Umm... I need some help with something.

Wait. I need an adult. A man.

An adult man.

......................

[There is a pause, and then it sounds a little muffled, like she's talking to someone next to her.]

Hang up? Why?

But that's what you told me to say!

......Okay...

[click]

[And, thanks to a certain someone, she makes another ( Read more... )

this just became the worst post ever, needs an adult, enjoy this mayfield, mindy, phone

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notsaul February 13 2011, 04:30:13 UTC

... Why?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:33:22 UTC

'Cause there are things little girls can't do.

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:37:40 UTC

Like... Like what?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:41:35 UTC

Well... the town is really mean and only grown up men can see all the library books.

[See? It was all pretty innocent.]

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mr_blandy_bland February 13 2011, 04:41:52 UTC

Do you...really need to be so specific?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:43:10 UTC

Ummm.... yes?

[She has no idea what you mean...]

mr_blandy_bland February 13 2011, 05:23:23 UTC

I mean can't anyone else help you? What about your new parents?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:26:19 UTC

...........

Why does everyone say that?

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friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:46:30 UTC

I need someone to help me look at library books.

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friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:50:03 UTC

At home. On the phone.

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godisachild February 13 2011, 04:56:52 UTC

Mindy....

What?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:58:27 UTC

Hi, Pokey!

godisachild February 13 2011, 05:00:29 UTC

Hi.

So...why are you asking for an adult man?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:03:34 UTC

'Cause Mr. Pemberton wanted to look at something in the library. But whenever I go in, it's just picture books and things.

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heartstar_blues February 13 2011, 05:21:48 UTC

[What? No. What?]

☠☠☠☠! Kid... okay shut up a second.

No. You are not a pedophile.

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:24:05 UTC

But that lady said I was...

heartstar_blues February 13 2011, 05:24:58 UTC

Well then she's a stupid ☠☠☠☠.

Look, you can't be a pedophile. You have to be an adult, like me, to be one okay?

[Doesn't want to explain how that works.]

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:27:07 UTC

You like Alice in Wonderland?

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