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023- [Phone] This will end so well...

Feb 12, 2011 23:22

Hello, this is Mindy.

Umm... I need some help with something.

Wait. I need an adult. A man.

An adult man.

......................

[There is a pause, and then it sounds a little muffled, like she's talking to someone next to her.]

Hang up? Why?

But that's what you told me to say!

......Okay...

[click]

[And, thanks to a certain someone, she makes another ( Read more... )

this just became the worst post ever, needs an adult, enjoy this mayfield, mindy, phone

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notsaul February 13 2011, 04:30:13 UTC

... Why?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:33:22 UTC

'Cause there are things little girls can't do.

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:37:40 UTC

Like... Like what?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:41:35 UTC

Well... the town is really mean and only grown up men can see all the library books.

[See? It was all pretty innocent.]

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:46:28 UTC

Oh thank God it isn't pedophilia.

[BULLET: DODGED]

Books are for losers, kiddo! Don't waste your time with them!

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:47:32 UTC

What's.... pedo-filly-a?

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:48:23 UTC

You ever see Alice in Wonderland?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:49:26 UTC

Sure! I love that movie.

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:55:38 UTC

That's pedophilia.

Avoid it.

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 04:57:17 UTC

But.... but I really like Alice in Wonderland. What's wrong with it?

notsaul February 13 2011, 04:59:59 UTC

... Dunno, my Lit teacher told me once.

I mean, you can still like Alice in Wonderland! You'll just be a pedophile.

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:02:15 UTC

.......

Well, fine then! I'm a pedophile.

notsaul February 13 2011, 05:05:45 UTC

First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

The second is to go to every house in your neighborhood and tell them that you're a pedophile and you're living there. It's the law.

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:11:23 UTC

It is?

[She doesn't want that scary policeman after her. She'd better do it.]

That's a lot of houses. Can't I just call them?

notsaul February 13 2011, 05:13:46 UTC

... Yes. [and, suddenly, the full implications of what she has wrought hits her

it's all she can do not to laugh]

Yes, you can.

And you should do it really fast! Don't wanna get in trouble, right, kiddo?

friendly_ghosts February 13 2011, 05:15:07 UTC

Umm... Okay. I won't get in trouble if I tell everyone, right?

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