When my dog is asleep, slowly lowering my face until my nose just barely touches hers, and then just staring into her face until she jolts awake totally petrified.

Also: doing the aforementioned to my mother.

HeadstrongSalmon (12:31:05 AM): Surrender your science ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU KEYBOARD WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU WORKING

TRUE FACT: IT TOOK 3 MINUTES TO TYPE THESE SENTENCES WITH NO TYPOS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD COKE SPILLED ON IT

I wish you could see the beginning where this girl made herself look like a fool, not knowing what "chattering" meant (and in fact thinking it to be an actual entity) and being unable to take my initial (actually polite, for once) comment in the way it was meant to be taken: as a basic compliment to her post.

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friendhamster: I actually have work, sorry. ( Read more... )

I probably should record songs at a time that is not the middle of the night, so that I can actually SING as opposed to basically whispering so that I don't wake anyone up.

Not only are we attempting to get this smokin' Norwegian transferred into our care...

we are also showing her the joys of America. Namely: New York (granted, we have an audition there anyway but whatevs), Hershey Park, and DISNEY WORLD.

My family is so fucking cool.

"My eyes is everywhere!"

First of all, more of you need to participate in my lyrics game. Second of all, you should also participate in hulazombie's lyric game as well because she does not have enough answers and I am sucky and could only guess one. So go over there and check that out.

THANKS FRIENDS

This is obviously the lyric game where I list the first line (or few lines) from songs on my iPod and you have to pretend you actually like these songs and tell me the titles and artists. If you Google them, God will know and he will smite you down and just generally be disappointed in you, and you don't want that, do you? So post a comment with ( Read more... )

okay fuck that last shit, does this one work?

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