So it seems as if I have not updated in quite a while.  It would seem this way because it is absolutely true.  I would apologize, but I don't wanna.  To quote an old movie favorite of mine; "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you Warren."

So a lot has happened since my last post.  The new job has been working out alright.  I am the manager ( Read more... )

So I got promoted the other day. Really two promotions at the same time. With a big fat yet to be determined raise. The only down side is that I have to drive to the Pentagon every morning now. But I can do that for a promotion.

Also, 6 great months with Jen as of today. If you talk to her, tell her she kicks ass.

I bought something cool the other day.  It holds all my favorite liquor bottles upside down, rotates, and releases metered shots through fancy valves.  It's every alcoholic's dream!  Now I don't even have to pour!!!


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So yeah, I havn't updated this thing in quite a while.  Shoot me or something.  And since I am currently on-duty at the fire station, I am going to do my best to update the masses before loud bells go off and I have to leave.

First of all, I am employed.  For those of you who do not yet know, I now work for Fastenal.  Yes, I know none of you know ( Read more... )

Brian =
Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

Get your own Penis Name

Brian Dziura =
Your Penis Name is: Bavarian Beefstick

Get your own Penis Name

Brian James Dziura =
Your Penis Name is: Elvis

Get your own Penis Name

I think I like the first one best.... hehehehe

So, much has happened recently.  My job has been going rather well.  It was discussed that I might be promoted up several levels all at once in the next couple of weeks but I don't think that will happen.  It looks more like I will have to settle for the regular old one-level-at-a-time style of promotion that "traditional" people seem to rely on.  ( Read more... )

Kristen has a live journal.  She complained because my live journal does not mention her.  So now it does.  Kristen entertains me.  She has funny away messages. Go forth and read her LJ at.... sparklemuffin11  and you can be entertained as well.

A funny side note.... I house sit for her family from time to time.  Last time I did it, I never gave the key back.  ( Read more... )

Well, since I havn't written anything here in quite a while, I figured I'd add a quick update.

Seems I have landed myself some employment... finally.  I have accepted a job with Fastenal.  And before you ask "What IS that?" why don't you try looking at their website first to avoid me having to explain it AGAIN.  It seems to be going well.  We ( Read more... )

Can you name the title and artist???  And no fair cheating and looking it up.  We're using the honor system here folks.  :-)
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Our bed we live, our bed we sleep
Making love and I become you
Flesh is warm with naked feet
Stabbing thorns and you become me
Oh, I'd beg for you. Oh, you know I'll ( Read more... )

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

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01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days 
03. I love olives (hard to have a martini without one)
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I ( Read more... )