-i think this married guy tried to get in my pants last night. or he was genuinely interested in what i had to say. i can't decide which is creepier to me ( Read more... )

i'm glad that i was happy earlier. i had been worrying all day; for most of the first part of the day i was really tense and very unhappy ( Read more... )

"it's like, why would i write this paper that may make or break my reputation in my department when i can look up sexual positions that i'll never get to try because nobody wants to have sex with me"

Aries: (March 21-April 19)
You’re a true role model for young people, the way you’ve achieved financial success and remained active in your community while masturbating pretty much constantly.

A University student while visiting Gasan asked him: "Have you ever read the Christian Bible ( Read more... )

attention: this journal is being DELETED immediately. here's why ( Read more... )

if that's the way it is, then that's the way it is.

for you unenlightened souls who don't know what casa bonita is...
www.casabonitadenver.com

the website doesn't quite do its awesomeness justice. at all.