Car Accident...Kind of

[french_gourmet]

So I was on my way to work the other day and decided to cruise around for a bit since I had some extra time. But ten minutes later I found myself farther than I intended and about to be late for work. So I quickly started to head back, only to hit this pedestrian.

I had a brief moment of panic when I thought I killed him, but he was just knocked

Comments

[godsavemy]

...you hit someone?!

[french_gourmet]

It was an accident!

[godsavemy]

YOU HIT SOMEONE!

[french_gourmet]

We have established that. And it's not like he's dead or anything. I'm sure he's fine, head injury and ankle aside.

[salylimon]

...were you too busy looking at yourself in the rear view mirror?

[french_gourmet]

Pfft, no. Although I have admired myself in it several times. I told you, I was late for work. And if I'm late without an excuse, I get fired, which I don't want.

[salylimon]

...uh huh. Okay, querido.

But, at least you didn't kill him.

[french_gourmet]

Exactly! The whole thing was anaccident, which is why I'm replacing his items. See? I'm a nice person.

[notaustralian]

Once again providing that you're a menace to society.

[french_gourmet]

What? He ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to do, a ninja flip with my automobile? Cars don't have ninja reflexes, Roddy!

[norwegiantroll]

Oh. So it was your fault?

[french_gourmet]

No! It was an accident! I was just driving the car and he darted out suddenly!

[norwegiantroll]

It's his word against yours. I don't know who to believe.