You put iTunes on random and let it answer life's greatest mysteries.

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: Double Talkin' Jive, Guns N' Roses

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Santeria, Sublime

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Refugee, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Question: Do people secretly lust after ( Read more... )

Buy me this.

So. I thought mono was back. It's not.
I have a peritonsillar abscess. I need to take 6 pills a day. If they don't work or if they make me sick, I need to get IV treatment and have my tonsil operated upon to drain fluids. And when I heal, I need a tonsillectomy.

FUCKING UGHHHHHHHHHHH

After what has been perhaps the longest LJ break I have ever taken, I'm back. I would say this is because of popular demand, but that would be a lie. Truthfully, I still like Live Journal better than MySpace, even though I check MySpace far more often. Weird.

Okay. So. Life. Lately it's been (87:13) (amazing:horrible). Who remembers ratios? I don't ( Read more... )

Bowling might seem like a bad idea when the first three times you go to roll the ball you accidentally throw it behind you into a group of grungy college guys who laugh and stare and point. The bad feeling gets worse when your friend takes out her digital camera and the last thing you want is to have your picture taken when you're flushed and ( Read more... )

The usual: Crazy relatives and a wrapping paper fight and Italian meatballs and many bowls of M&Ms set around the house. My room is clean. Brian came tonight, met the whole family, etc. His mother got me a present: a white hooded sweatshirt and a pink t-shirt from the Gap. Awesome. After two Cokes, I drank a white Russian in secret. It tasted ( Read more... )

To continue the tradition of all students with Live Journals on the night before a snowstorm, I must say this ( Read more... )

Being stuck at home for two days and some hours has made me miss society. Since my typical weekend hangout group has gone to the mall and left me behind (choking on my huge, inflamed tonsils and unable to swallow without making a violent clutching-motion towards my throat) I have decided to update this thing with a somewhat real entry ( Read more... )

I've been tagged by about 45 people. I hope I can make just one list that will count for all of them ( Read more... )

I'm wicked happy, man.